The Frying Dutchman (quest chain)

The Frying Dutchman is a quest chain dealing with the Squidport. It features The Frying Dutchman.

Quests[edit | edit source]

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest	Requirements	Reward
The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1	Make Sea Captain Work at The Frying Dutchman Make Springfield Resident Eat at The Frying Dutchman (20x)
The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2	Make Sea Captain Work at The Frying Dutchman Make Homer Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman Make Comic Book Guy Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman

Character	Dialogue
	"Y'arr, to use an old nautical term: Ta-dah!!"
	"That's our "jewel"? A crappy food shack?"
	"The Frying Dutchman is a charming seafood restaurant!"
	"You sell fish sticks. That's not seafood. It's barely food-food."
	"chomp I gotta say, gulp the boy's right, Sea Captain, this food is... chew ...just okay. gulp"
	"Did I mention it was "All-You-Can-Eat?"
	"Out of my way people, or risk being eaten!"

Character	Dialogue
	"Yarr! Business is booming!" "Booming footsteps? Why is the ground shaking? What's that shadow falling over the threshold?" "Neptune help us -- there's two o' them!"
	"I'm here for your "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet. I have brought my own plate... which is actually a catering pan!"
	"Well, I brought my kids' inflatable swimming pool. It's a giant bowl you can sit in."
	"Said pool looks like it deflated. You are so currently just sitting and eating off the floor."
	"At least I'm eating."
	"Touche. Make room for me."
	"The horror. The horror."

Character	Dialogue
	"Everything. They ate everything. All the food... even the Naugahyde off the booth." "T'aren't men, tha're remorseless eatin' machines."
	"Passable. I'll give it 2.5 out of 5 on my blog. By the way, I'll be paying with a Groupon."
	"Can I have more of these mints?"
	"Those are pebbles from the potted plant next to you."
	"I repeat, can I have more?"