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The Frying Dutchman is a quest chain dealing with the Squidport. It features The Frying Dutchman.

QuestsEdit

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Reward
The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Make Sea Captain Work at The Frying Dutchman
Make Springfield Resident Eat at The Frying Dutchman (20x)
Cash
XP
The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2 Make Sea Captain Work at The Frying Dutchman
Make Homer Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman
Make Comic Book Guy Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman
Cash
XP

DialogueEdit

The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon "Y'arr, to use an old nautical term: Ta-dah!!"
Bart Icon "That's our "jewel"? A crappy food shack?"
Sea Captain Icon "The Frying Dutchman is a charming seafood restaurant!"
Bart Icon "You sell fish sticks. That's not seafood. It's barely food-food."
Homer Icon "*chomp* I gotta say, *gulp* the boy's right, Sea Captain, this food is... *chew* ...just okay. *gulp*"
Sea Captain Icon "Did I mention it was "All-You-Can-Eat?"
Homer Icon "Out of my way people, or risk being eaten!"

The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon "Yarr! Business is booming!"
"Booming footsteps? Why is the ground shaking? What's that shadow falling over the threshold?"
"Neptune help us -- there's two o' them!"
Comic Book Guy Icon "I'm here for your "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet. I have brought my own plate... which is actually a catering pan!"
Homer Icon "Well, I brought my kids' inflatable swimming pool. It's a giant bowl you can sit in."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Said pool looks like it deflated. You are so currently just sitting and eating off the floor."
Homer Icon "At least I'm eating."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Touche. Make room for me."
Sea Captain Icon "The horror. The horror."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon "Everything. They ate everything. All the food... even the Naugahyde off the booth."
"T'aren't men, tha're remorseless eatin' machines."
Comic Book Guy Icon "Passable. I'll give it 2.5 out of 5 on my blog. By the way, I'll be paying with a Groupon."
Homer Icon "Can I have more of these mints?"
Sea Captain Icon "Those are pebbles from the potted plant next to you."
Homer Icon "I repeat, can I have more?"
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