"Yarr! Business is booming!" "Booming footsteps? Why is the ground shaking? What's that shadow falling over the threshold?" "Neptune help us -- there's two o' them!"
"I'm here for your "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet. I have brought my own plate... which is actually a catering pan!"
"Well, I brought my kids' inflatable swimming pool. It's a giant bowl you can sit in."
"Said pool looks like it deflated. You are so currently just sitting and eating off the floor."