The French Love Connection

The French Love Connection is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the characters César and Ugolin.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The French Love Connection Pt. Un	Make César Sell Street Wine Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals	4h 4h	100 10	Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Deux	Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats	4h 60m	100 10	César
The French Love Connection Pt. Trois	Make César Practice Love Therapy Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy	4h 4h	100 10	Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre	Make César Give Existentialist Advice Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection (x5)	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq	Make Ugolin Go His Own Way Make César Smoke French Cigarettes	4h 4h	100 10	César
The French Love Connection Pt. Six	Make Ugolin Hunt Rats Make César Hunt Rats	60m 60m	100 10	Ugolin

Character	Dialogue
	Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
	Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
	Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
	This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
	America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.

Character	Dialogue
	I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
	Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
	Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
	We have no money for food!
	Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.

Character	Dialogue
	César, I know how we can succeed in America!
	Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
	Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
	We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!

Character	Dialogue
	Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
	And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
	There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
	Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
	Or, try and find some shared interests.

Character	Dialogue
	Hello, French Love Connection.
	I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
	Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
	I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
	César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
	Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!

Character	Dialogue
	César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
	Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
	Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
	No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
	Rat hunt?