The French Love Connection is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the characters César and Ugolin.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The French Love Connection Pt. Un Make César Sell Street Wine
Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Deux Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money
Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats
4h
60m
Cash100
Experience10
César
The French Love Connection Pt. Trois Make César Practice Love Therapy
Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre Make César Give Existentialist Advice
Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice
Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection (x5)
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq Make Ugolin Go His Own Way
Make César Smoke French Cigarettes
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
César
The French Love Connection Pt. Six Make Ugolin Hunt Rats
Make César Hunt Rats
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Ugolin

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The French Love Connection Pt. Un[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Icon.png Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
César Happy Icon.png Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
Ugolin Sad Icon.png Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
César Icon.png This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
César Happy Icon.png America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.

The French Love Connection Pt. Deux[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
César Sad Icon.png I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
César Icon.png Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
César Happy Icon.png Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
Ugolin Sad Icon.png We have no money for food!
César Happy Icon.png Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.

The French Love Connection Pt. Trois[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Surprised Icon.png César, I know how we can succeed in America!
Ugolin Happy Icon.png Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
César Happy Icon.png Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
Ugolin Happy Icon.png We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!

The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Icon.png Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
César Icon.png And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
Milhouse Confused Icon.png There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
César Icon.png Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
Ugolin Happy Icon.png Or, try and find some shared interests.

The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png Hello, French Love Connection.
Quimby Embarrassed Icon.png I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
César Icon.png Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
Quimby Confused Icon.png I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
Ugolin Icon.png César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
Ugolin Annoyed Icon.png Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!

The French Love Connection Pt. Six[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Sad Icon.png César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
César Happy Icon.png Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
Ugolin Surprised Icon.png Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
César Icon.png No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
Ugolin Happy Icon.png Rat hunt?
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