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The Fat and the Futilest is a limited time side questline involving the character Homer and his King-Size costume. It was released on November 19, 2015, during the Thanksgiving 2015 Event.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 1 Make King-Size Homer Ride Around Town 8h Cash100
Experience10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 2 Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach 6h Cash100
Experience10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 3 Make King-Size Homer Chat Online with a Fat Support Group 16h Cash100
Experience10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 4 Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger*
Make King-Size Homer Walk Through Drive-Thru
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 5 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern*
Make Marge Nag Homer About His Weight
Make Homer Get Whipped into Shape
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30m
30m
Cash100
Experience10
King-Size Homer

* will only appear if the player doesn't have them.

Dialogue[]

The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
King-Size Homer Icon "Hey, look at me! I'm enormous!"
King-Size Homer Happy Icon "The jiggling fat is mesmerizing."
Marge Sad Icon "This is terrible, Homie. Can you even move yourself around?"
King-Size Homer Icon "Not without a lot of effort. And effort is the one thing the fat man avoids."
King-Size Homer Happy Icon "Like every great person of girth, I will preserve my dignity by riding around on a tiny scooter."

End[]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "Smithers, please tell me that lard-filled balloon I just saw riding around town doesn't work for me."
Smithers Sad Icon "I'm afraid so, sir. Homer Simpson."
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "I won't have fatties around the plant. They always turn out to be wise-offs or union men."
Smithers Sad Icon "It's against labor regulations to fire a man because he's overweight."
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "I suppose it's against labor regulations to drop him through my trap door."
Smithers Sad Icon "No, but I don't think he'd fit."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon "Damn it, Smithers, you're the one who told me to save money by going for the medium diameter trap door!"
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon "I guess we'll just have to let him work from home."
Get Homer's Work From Home Station so he can do work without putting his pants on!
 
— In-Game Message


The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon "Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you're wearing a Speedo, and second, I can't even see it because of your fat folds."
King-Size Homer Icon "Yes... I'm definitely... wearing something... under my fat folds."

Jobs Started[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Laughing Icon "Hey everyone, check out the white whale that beached itself!"
Lenny Sad Icon "It's so sad and ugly. Grab it's flesh bags and roll it into the water."
King-Size Homer Surprised Icon "I'm not a white whale, I'm a lightly tanned fatso! Don't treat me like an animal."
Moe Icon "Like an animal is also how we treat fat people."

The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marge Serious Icon "Homer, this is ridiculous. Your mass is so large you have two small moons orbiting you."
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon "Marge, that's offensive fat-shaming."
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon "It's not my fault that God made me a man who chose to get gigantic so he could work from home."
King-Size Homer Icon "I'm going to find a fat support group on the internet."
King-Size Homer Happy Icon "No matter how crazy your ideas are, there's always 200 people online who'll agree with you."

Jobs Started[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Hey Homer, you learning anything from your online fat support group?"
King-Size Homer Icon "Yes. Nothing puts on weight like freemium gaming."

The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
King-Size Homer Surprised Icon "Marge, my dinner! Something happened to it. Something awful!"
Marge Icon "I made you a salad."
King-Size Homer Surprised Icon "But I'm a growing boy! I put on over fifty pounds just today."
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon "I'm going to the place where they support and love the chronically obese: Krusty Burger."
Lisa Nagging Icon "You were banned from Krusty Burger because the sight of you was scaring other diners into wanting to eat healthier."
Bart Laughing Icon "Also, you couldn't fit through the door."
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon "They foiled me with their normal-sized doors. But they can't keep me out of the drive-thru."

Jobs Started[]

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon "I'm sorry, sir, but the drive-thru is cars only."
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon "Are you saying I can't eat here because I'm a person?"
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon "I'm saying you weigh as much as a truck, and you'll damage the pavement."

The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marge Angry Icon "Homer, I've been hoping you'll come to your senses and lose some weight, but it just isn't happening."
Marge Angry Icon "So I have no choice but to use extremely wifely measures."
King-Size Homer Icon "If you mean you're going to deny me sex, when I'm this fat that's a little redundant."
Marge Serious Icon "I'm going to nag you."
King-Size Homer Surprised Icon "The ultimate weapon!"
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon "Well, do your worst."

End[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon "Mom, your nagging worked! Dad is thin again."
Marge Icon "Actually, I didn't nag your father. I nagged Sky Finger."
Marge Happy Icon "That person can do anything."

Gallery[]


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