The Fat and the Futilest
Release Date
November 19, 2015
The Fat and the Futilest is a limited time side questline involving the character Homer and his King-Size costume. It was released on November 19, 2015, during the Thanksgiving 2015 Event .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 1
Make King-Size Homer Ride Around Town
8h
100 10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 2
Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach
6h
100 10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 3
Make King-Size Homer Chat Online with a Fat Support Group
16h
100 10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 4
Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger * Make King-Size Homer Walk Through Drive-Thru
- 4h
100 10
King-Size Homer
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 5
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern * Make Marge Nag Homer About His Weight Make Homer Get Whipped into Shape
- 30m 30m
100 10
King-Size Homer
* will only appear if the player doesn't have them.
Dialogue [ ]
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey, look at me! I'm enormous!"
"The jiggling fat is mesmerizing."
"This is terrible, Homie. Can you even move yourself around?"
"Not without a lot of effort. And effort is the one thing the fat man avoids."
"Like every great person of girth, I will preserve my dignity by riding around on a tiny scooter."
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Smithers, please tell me that lard-filled balloon I just saw riding around town doesn't work for me."
"I'm afraid so, sir. Homer Simpson."
"I won't have fatties around the plant. They always turn out to be wise-offs or union men."
"It's against labor regulations to fire a man because he's overweight."
"I suppose it's against labor regulations to drop him through my trap door."
"No, but I don't think he'd fit."
"Damn it, Smithers, you're the one who told me to save money by going for the medium diameter trap door!"
"I guess we'll just have to let him work from home."
“
Get Homer's Work From Home Station so he can do work without putting his pants on!
”
— In-Game Message
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you're wearing a Speedo, and second, I can't even see it because of your fat folds."
"Yes... I'm definitely... wearing something... under my fat folds."
Jobs Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey everyone, check out the white whale that beached itself!"
"It's so sad and ugly. Grab it's flesh bags and roll it into the water."
"I'm not a white whale, I'm a lightly tanned fatso! Don't treat me like an animal."
"Like an animal is also how we treat fat people."
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Homer, this is ridiculous. Your mass is so large you have two small moons orbiting you."
"Marge, that's offensive fat-shaming."
"It's not my fault that God made me a man who chose to get gigantic so he could work from home."
"I'm going to find a fat support group on the internet."
"No matter how crazy your ideas are, there's always 200 people online who'll agree with you."
Jobs Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey Homer, you learning anything from your online fat support group?"
"Yes. Nothing puts on weight like freemium gaming."
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Marge, my dinner! Something happened to it. Something awful!"
"I made you a salad."
"But I'm a growing boy! I put on over fifty pounds just today."
"I'm going to the place where they support and love the chronically obese: Krusty Burger."
"You were banned from Krusty Burger because the sight of you was scaring other diners into wanting to eat healthier."
"Also, you couldn't fit through the door."
"They foiled me with their normal-sized doors. But they can't keep me out of the drive-thru."
Jobs Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I'm sorry, sir, but the drive-thru is cars only."
"Are you saying I can't eat here because I'm a person?"
"I'm saying you weigh as much as a truck, and you'll damage the pavement."
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Homer, I've been hoping you'll come to your senses and lose some weight, but it just isn't happening."
"So I have no choice but to use extremely wifely measures."
"If you mean you're going to deny me sex, when I'm this fat that's a little redundant."
"I'm going to nag you."
"The ultimate weapon!"
"Well, do your worst."
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Mom, your nagging worked! Dad is thin again."
"Actually, I didn't nag your father. I nagged Sky Finger."
"That person can do anything."
Gallery [ ]
The Fat and the Futilest Pt. 1 Message
The Fat and the Futilest Pt.1 job
The Fat and the Futilest Pt.2
Quest Map
Promotionals
Regular Quest · Premium Quest
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