The Fast and the Fleeting is a side questline that was released on April 25, 2021, for the Rise of the Robots 2021 Event. It requires the character, Bestimus Mucho.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 1 | Make Bestimus Mucho Execute Insane Car Jump Make Wolfcastle Be Impressed by Car Stunt* Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Worry About Risk** |
60m 60m 60m |
 100  10
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Bestimus Mucho |
| The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 2 | Make Bestimus Mucho Perform an Even More Extreme Stunt Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Imagine Huge Box Office** Make Wolfcastle Be Reluctantly Impressed* |
60m 60m 60m |
100 10
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Bestimus Mucho |
| The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 3 | Make Bestimus Mucho Have Hood Popping Problems Make Tabitha Vixx Lose Patience With Bestimus*** Make Jeremy Search for a Leading Man**** |
2h 2h 2h |
100 10
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Bestimus Mucho |
| The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 4 | Make Bestimus Mucho Give His All to the Scene Make Declan Desmond Narrate the Shot***** |
4h 4h |
100 10
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Bestimus Mucho |
| The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 5 | Make Bestimus Mucho Storm Off Set Make Krusty Call His Lawyer****** Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Enforce Contract** |
4h 4h 4h |
200 20
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Bestimus Mucho |
*Only appears if the player has Wolfcastle.
**Only appears if the player has Blue-Haired Lawyer.
***Only appears if the player has Tabitha Vixx.
****Only appears if the player has Jeremy.
*****Only appears if the player has Declan Desmond.
******Only appears if the player has Krusty.
Dialogue[]
The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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If I, Rainier Wolfcastle, am to make the most unexpected, most original action film of all time, I must be allowed to make the car stunts as I envision them. |
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And what are you shooting? |
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"Furiously Fast 14". |
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Ah...right. Unfortunately, the insurance company won't underwrite the stunts you want, and no one is crazy enough to perform them uninsured. |
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I think you mean no one is awesome enough – save I, BESTIMUS MUCHO. Observe. |
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The metal man has turned into a car! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Ha-hoo-HA! That's how it's done. |
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Oh, my Lord! Our premiums! |
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That was the most spectacular display of gratuitous carmanship in the history of film. |
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Stick with me, and I shall make you a star! |
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That's the plan. |
The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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The investors looked at the dailies, and they're in love. You're a hit, kid! |
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Thank you. I brought the character to life by making myself vulnerable, especially to rocket attacks. |
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I wanted to show the audience that behind the catchphrases there is a human being...with very large muscles and many guns. |
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Not you. You're old news. They love HIM. |
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Oh, go on! Cinema is a collaborative art. |
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It all starts with a blank page and a couple of dreamers who say, "Maybe we could make a lot of money if we did what those other guys did but just a little bit different..." |
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Yes, well, unfortunately, we've shot all the car stunts, so thank you, the lawyer man will give you a check and an autographed McBain mouse pad on your way out. |
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Not so fast. The investors want more. I'm sure you've got ideas, right? Actors always have "ideas". |
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Well, I...okay, maybe I have one little thing in mind... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Amazing! Stupendous! |
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What, that little piece of superhuman driving? Pshaw! |
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You know, I was too hasty before. We need you to be an integral part of the film story. |
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Well, I don't want to be overly modest, but you're right of course. |
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Yes. You will be the best friend...who stabs the hero in the back and becomes the villain. |
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Yeah, and – wait, what? No! I'm supposed to be the hero! |
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No, he's right. The backstabbing, treacherous ex-friend? Box office gold. |
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Forget it! I'm out of here. |
The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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| File:Pyro Scared Icon.png | Hey...beebe...uh, babe. You are...the only one for me. |
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Cut! Cut! Get him out of here. |
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Jeremy! How am I supposed to crossover into film if you can't find me a decent leading man who I have any chemistry with? |
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Look, Tabitha. Decent romantic leads don't just pop up out of nowhere. Hey, who parked this car here? |
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*transforms into robot form* Did someone call for a romantic lead? |
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Ooooh, baby! Me likey. |
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A robot? Really? |
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It's the twenty-first century, Jeremy. Try to have an open mind. |
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How about a little rehearsal time? Come here and– *sproing* |
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Your, um, hood popped open. That's not going to be a problem, is it? |
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No, no, no! Not at all! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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*sproing* Uh, heh heh! Really, I have no idea why that keeps happening. |
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Ugh, just forget it. Jeremy, get him out of here. |
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Don't worry about it, pal. We'll just deep fake in somebody else's face. |
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Fine. I'll see myself out. |
The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Absolutely brilliant! You're perfect for my current project. |
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Really? Will I be the star? |
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"Star". Haha! Sure, mate. |
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What do you need me to do? |
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Let me get these cameras set up on this street, then you just change into a car and drive through the shot. Easy as pie. |
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You got it! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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*narrating* "No city better exemplifies the plight of decaying empire better than Springfield!" |
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*narrating* "A needlessly ostentatious sports car arrogantly drives by a sidewalk full of citizens who can barely afford their rent..." |
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Hey, what are you doing? |
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Narrating my documentary. |
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Documentary? I thought this was a real movie! |
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Documentary is the ONLY real form of cinema, I will have you know, sir! |
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Forget it. I'm out of here. |
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Whatever. I got my shot. |
The Fast and the Fleeting Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Hey-hey-hey, kids! Let's give a big Krusty welcome to Sideshow Car. |
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My name is Bestimus Mucho! |
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Not anymore. My contracts are famously petty and ironclad. Now just stand right there. *hits Bestimus in face with pie* |
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I did not sign up for this indignity. |
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Actually, you did. Welcome to showbiz, kid! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Oooh, Krusty, your new car has so much room here in the back seat. It's amazing! |
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Nothing but the best for you, baby. |
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I can't believe my contract requires me to be this clown's "date-mobile". |
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Quiet you! |
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What was that? |
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Uh, nothing, honey. |
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Now how about putting on some smooth jazz, car? |
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*shudder* |