The Family Business is a premium questline for the Level 49 content update that was released on January 28, 2015. It starts after the player purchases Rancho Relaxo.
"Hey, Don Vittorio, are you really handing out favors? Like, off the books?"
"It is a tradition in my family every time someone gets their braces off. What can I do for you, bartender Moe?"
"See, I got this side business… involving animals. It’s like a pet store, except the pets are from outside the country and you pick ’em from the endangered species list."
"I see. And the police, they don’t like this side business?"
"You got it, Don. I knew you’d understand."
"The police are supposed to protect the rights of the people… except when I pay them not to."
"What a great, ah, day for a few rounds of golf. I’ll just cancel all my afternoon meetings."
"You don’t have any meetings today, sweetie. Even your secretary has gone home."
"What? People are usually beating down my door, expecting me to solve their problems for them."
"Looks like a lot of people have been going to see that nice Don Vittorio instead."
"This is a, ah, disaster! If they don’t need me, I’ll lose their, uh, votes. If I don’t prove I can be a, ah, good mayor, I’ll lose my position and all the perks that come with abusing that position!"
"Don Vittorio, I need your help. I know I was the guy who pushed for organized crime to take care of my problems, but you’re taking away my votes. And with votes comes perks. And Daddy needs his perks."
"It is fortunate that you came to me when you did. I’ve had my fill of public service. The politician’s world is ruthless and corrupt. I’m much better suited to the world of organized family business."
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