The Family Business is a premium questline for the Level 49 content update that was released on January 28, 2015. It starts after the player purchases Rancho Relaxo.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Family Business Pt. 1 Make Don Vittorio Talk with his Hands 12h Cash100
Don Vittorio
The Family Business Pt. 2 Make Don Vittorio Straighten Out Wiggum
Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species
The Family Business Pt. 3 Make Don Vittorio Straighten Out Sanjay 8h Cash100
Don Vittorio
The Family Business Pt. 4 Make Springfielders Go to the Don for Help (x10) 4h Cash100
The Family Business Pt. 5 Make Quimby Try to Create Good Policy 24h Cash100
The Family Business Pt. 6 Make Don Vittorio Go Back to Business as Usual 12h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Family Business Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Don Vittorio Icon.png "Fat Tony, today is an auspicious day. I will walk amongst the people and share the good fortune of my house."
Fat Tony Icon.png "You mean in the way stereotypical Italian mafia bestow favors on the day of their daughter’s wedding?"
Don Vittorio Icon.png "Yes. But nothing big. The girl in question is actually my niece. And she’s just getting her braces off."

The Family Business Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Sad Icon.png "Hey, Don Vittorio, are you really handing out favors? Like, off the books?"
Don Vittorio Icon.png "It is a tradition in my family every time someone gets their braces off. What can I do for you, bartender Moe?"
Moe Sad Icon.png "See, I got this side business… involving animals. It’s like a pet store, except the pets are from outside the country and you pick ’em from the endangered species list."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "I see. And the police, they don’t like this side business?"
Moe Icon.png "You got it, Don. I knew you’d understand."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "The police are supposed to protect the rights of the people… except when I pay them not to."

The Family Business Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Mister Vittorio, I’m told you can solve problems?"
Don Vittorio Icon.png "This is true, my foreign friend. Tell me what the family can do for you on this day."
Apu Icon.png "My brother, Sanjay, has been making trouble at the store."
Apu Angry Icon.png "It’s like he’s never worked a 24-hour shift or taken a non-lethal bullet before."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "I am familiar with the complications of family business. I’ll take care of this. I just have to call my horse head guys."

The Family Business Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Hey, Godfather guy, here’s my problem."
Homer Serious Icon.png "I need Flanders whacked."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "For what reason?"
Homer Icon.png "No big reason, just a bunch of little ones."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "You make me sick! Ned Flanders is a saint! Get out of my office, you monster. Next!"

The Family Business Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png "What a great, ah, day for a few rounds of golf. I’ll just cancel all my afternoon meetings."
Miss Springfield Icon.png "You don’t have any meetings today, sweetie. Even your secretary has gone home."
Quimby Angry Icon.png "What? People are usually beating down my door, expecting me to solve their problems for them."
Miss Springfield Icon.png "Looks like a lot of people have been going to see that nice Don Vittorio instead."
Quimby Angry Icon.png "This is a, ah, disaster! If they don’t need me, I’ll lose their, uh, votes."
Quimby Sad Icon.png "If I don’t prove I can be a, ah, good mayor, I’ll lose my position and all the perks that come with abusing that position!"

The Family Business Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Sad Icon.png "Don Vittorio, I need your help. I know I was the guy who pushed for organized crime to take care of my problems, but you’re taking away my votes. And with votes comes perks. And Daddy needs his perks."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "It is fortunate that you came to me when you did. I’ve had my fill of public service. The politician’s world is ruthless and corrupt. I’m much better suited to the world of organized family business."
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