Make Homer Go to Work Make Blinky Monster Follow Homer to Work
4h 4h
100 10
Blinky Monster
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 3
Make Blinky Monster Advance Menacingly
12h
100 10
Blinky Monster
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 4
Make Homer and Blinky Monster Go to Moe's
24h
100 10
Blinky Monster
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 5
Make Blinky Monster Return to the Water
8h
100 10
Blinky Monster
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The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 1[]
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Day one since achieving land travel capability.
Have learnt to both breath oxygen and to not step on pointy sticks.
I'll try to watch the land-dwellers to better understand their world.
Also would love to watch this “Sopranos” everyone keeps talking about. But HBO is expensive and I only have seaweed money.
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 2[]
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Day twenty-three of my observation of the surface world. I know, thanks to the day planner I bought. Also great to hold receipts.
I'm focusing on a hairless male with a mate and three offspring. Oddly, his mate has an abundance of hair.
The male consumes a diet heavy in grease. He also is rarely upright, constantly at rest on his couch or hammock.
This level of sloth explains his thick layer of fat and dull expression.
He now appears to be heading to a source of radiation. A shocking addition to an already unhealthy lifestyle.
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 3[]
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After forty-nine days of observation, it's time for me to interact.
Should my first move be a human-esque hand wave? A fist bump? Perhaps one of those fake air kisses on the cheek.
I think I'll just raise my talons and make my welcome screech. It's always more natural to just let me be me.
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 4[]
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Day fifty-two. First contact was a little rocky, but now, as the male has said “It is all cool.”
We have spent time rolling rocks at standing pins and eating stacks of carbohydrates called “waffles” together. Now we will go to a gathering place called “Moe's”.
Come on, Blinky. Let's get there already. We don't want to miss Lenny doing his impression of a lawn sprinkler.
He even spits a little as he does it for authenticity. The guy is a total pro.
The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 5[]
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Day eighty-two. I am ending the project early.
There's no need for further study. Each day is a repetition of every other. No one even seems to be aging.
Also, after a night of alcohol, I mistakenly mated with another monster named Selma.