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The Epic-Cure was the first main questline for Issue 3 of the Superheroes 2016 Event.
Quests 
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| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 1 | Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device | 8h 8h 8h |  10 100
| Auto |
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 2 | Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food (x5) | 4h | 10100
| Auto |
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 3 | Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine (x3) Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food (x5) | 4h 4h | 10100
| Auto |
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 4 | Make Homer Spike Drinks | 12h | 10100
| Auto |
Dialogue Edit
The Epic-Cure Pt. 1 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you? |
| So slap me, I love chocolate. |
| Yet you're not walking sideways... |
| Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage. |
| Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice. |
|
| Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield? |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have... cancelled each other out! |
| I can't believe it… |
| My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure! |
The Epic-Cure Pt. 2 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it. |
|
| Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food. |
| I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that. |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days. |
| I too was “blootered” Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with! |
|
| Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs! |
| Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean! |
The Epic-Cure Pt. 3 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out! |
| We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store… |
|
| Moe's Tavern? |
|
| I said "store" Dad, not "bar"... |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick. |
| Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way. |
| I only remember eating… one… maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve. |
The Epic-Cure Pt. 4 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment. |
|
| Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron. |
| That's my Dad! |
| True. Your Dad has good qualities too... I'll get back to you on those. |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer… |
| Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs! |
| Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean. |
| Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov! |
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