| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| The Epic-Cure Pt. 1
| Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory
Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can
Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device
| 8h
8h
8h
|  10
100
| Auto
|
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 2
| Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food (x5)
| 4h
| 10
100
| Auto
|
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 3
| Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine (x3)
Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food (x5)
| 4h
4h
| 10
100
| Auto
|
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 4
| Make Homer Spike Drinks
| 12h
| 10
100
| Auto
|
| Character
| Dialogue
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| Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you?
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| So slap me, I love chocolate.
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| Yet you're not walking sideways...
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| Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage.
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| Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice.
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| Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield?
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| Character
| Dialogue
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| The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have... cancelled each other out!
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| I can't believe it…
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| My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
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| Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it.
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| Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food.
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| I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that.
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| Character
| Dialogue
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| Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days.
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| I too was “blootered” Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with!
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| Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs!
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| Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out!
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| We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store…
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| Moe's Tavern?
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| I said "store" Dad, not "bar"...
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick.
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| Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way.
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| I only remember eating… one… maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
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| Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment.
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| Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron.
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| That's my Dad!
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| True. Your Dad has good qualities too... I'll get back to you on those.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
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| I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer…
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| Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs!
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| Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean.
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| Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov!
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10
100
