The Epic-Cure was the first main questline for Issue 3 of the Superheroes 2016 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Epic-Cure Pt. 1 Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory
Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can
Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device
8h
8h
8h
Experience10
Crab Juice Cans100
Auto
The Epic-Cure Pt. 2 Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food (x5) 4h Experience10
Crab Juice Cans100
Auto
The Epic-Cure Pt. 3 Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine (x3)
Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food (x5)
4h
4h
Experience10
Crab Juice Cans100
Auto
The Epic-Cure Pt. 4 Make Homer Spike Drinks 12h Experience10
Crab Juice Cans100
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Epic-Cure Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Surprised Icon.png Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you?
Pie Man Mouthful Icon.png So slap me, I love chocolate.
Fallout Boy Determined Icon.png Yet you're not walking sideways...
Lisa Surprised Icon.png Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage.
Pie Man Happy Icon.png Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice.
Fallout Boy Surprised Icon.png Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Determined Icon.png The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have... cancelled each other out!
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png I can't believe it…
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure!

The Epic-Cure Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Determined Icon.png Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it.
Fallout Boy Determined Icon.png Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Willie Hungover Icon.png Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days.
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png I too was “blootered” Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with!
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs!
Ralph Happy Icon.png Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean!

The Epic-Cure Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Happy Icon.png Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out!
Lisa Icon.png We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store…
Pie Man Happy Icon.png Moe's Tavern?
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png I said "store" Dad, not "bar"...

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Confused Icon.png What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick.
Pie Man Icon.png Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way.
Wiggum Icon.png I only remember eating… one… maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve.

The Epic-Cure Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Determined Icon.png Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment.
Pie Man Happy Icon.png Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron.
Lisa Sad Icon.png That's my Dad!
Pie Man Sad Icon.png True. Your Dad has good qualities too... I'll get back to you on those.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Exhausted Icon.png I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer…
Lenny Sad Icon.png Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs!
Barney Drunk Icon.png Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean.
Carl Annoyed Icon.png Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov!
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