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The Epic-Cure was the first main questline for Issue 3 of the Superheroes 2016 Event.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| The Epic-Cure Pt. 1 | Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device |
8h 8h 8h |
 10 100
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Auto |
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 2 | Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food (x5) | 4h | 10100
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Auto |
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 3 | Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine (x3) Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food (x5) |
4h 4h |
10100
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Auto |
| The Epic-Cure Pt. 4 | Make Homer Spike Drinks | 12h | 10100
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Auto |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
The Epic-Cure Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you? |
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So slap me, I love chocolate. |
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Yet you're not walking sideways... |
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Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage. |
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Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice. |
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Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield? |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have... cancelled each other out! |
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I can't believe it… |
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My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure! |
The Epic-Cure Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it. |
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Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food. |
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I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that. |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days. |
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I too was “blootered” Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with! |
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Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs! |
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Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean! |
The Epic-Cure Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out! |
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We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store… |
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Moe's Tavern? |
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I said "store" Dad, not "bar"... |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick. |
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Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way. |
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I only remember eating… one… maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve. |
The Epic-Cure Pt. 4[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment. |
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Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron. |
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That's my Dad! |
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True. Your Dad has good qualities too... I'll get back to you on those. |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer… |
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Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs! |
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Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean. |
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Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov! |
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