The Devil Wears Blue is a quest that features the Blue Haired Lawyer.
Quests
| Quest | Requirements | Time |
|---|---|---|
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1 | Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze | 30m |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2 | Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer | 12h |
Dialogue
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1
Start
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Homericon.png | "Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!" "Mmm... Grey!" |
| File:Lisaicon.png | "Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water." |
| File:Homericon.png | "Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!" |
| File:Nedicon.png | "I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!" |
| File:Homericon.png | "THEN DON'T!" |
End
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Homericon.png | "Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen." |
| File:Lisaicon.png | "It's just like brain-freeze, dad." |
| File:Homericon.png | "That doesn't sound right." |
| File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?" |
| File:Lisaicon.png | "Were you just hiding in the bushes?" |
| File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!" "And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it." "And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Lisaicon.png | "Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes. |
| File:Homericon.png | "No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine." |
| File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash." |
| File:Lisaicon.png | "That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity." |
| File:Homericon.png | "Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -" |
| File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes." |
| File:Homericon.png | "See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck." |