Changes: The Devil Wears Blue

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The Devil Wears Blue is a quest that features the Blue Haired Lawyer.

Quest	Requirements	Time
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1	Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze	30m
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2	Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer	12h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3	Build Krusty Burger Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger	30m
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4	Build Moe's Tavern Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel	3h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5	Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses	24h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6	Make Apu Attend Negotiations Make Krusty Attend Negotiations Make Moe Attend Negotiations Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations Make Homer Attend Negotiations	4h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7	Make Apu Negotiate in Secret Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret Make Moe Negotiate in Secret Make Homer Negotiate in Secret	6h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8	Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer	8h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9	Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed	8h
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10	Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride	16h

Character	Dialogue
File:Homericon.png	"Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!" "Mmm... Grey!"
File:Lisaicon.png	"Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water."
File:Homericon.png	"Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!"
File:Nedicon.png	"I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!"
File:Homericon.png	"THEN DON'T!"

Character	Dialogue
File:Homericon.png	"Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen."
File:Lisaicon.png	"It's just like brain-freeze, dad."
File:Homericon.png	"That doesn't sound right."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?"
File:Lisaicon.png	"Were you just hiding in the bushes?"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!" "And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it." "And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve."

Character	Dialogue
File:Lisaicon.png	"Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.
File:Homericon.png	"No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash."
File:Lisaicon.png	"That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity."
File:Homericon.png	"Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes."
File:Homericon.png	"See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck."

Character	Dialogue
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment."
File:Homericon.png	"Krusty Burger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"French fries?"
File:Homericon.png	"No, cockroaches."

Character	Dialogue
File:Homericon.png	"A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems." "I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me."
File:Krustyicon.png	"What?! I heard that!" "You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract." "Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Blast. Foiled by foil!"

Character	Dialogue
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up."
File:Homericon.png	"People usually regret saying that to me."
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole."
File:Homericon.png	"WOO HOO!!"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and bang your head on the ground."
File:Homericon.png	"D'oh!"

Character	Dialogue
File:Homericon.png	thump "D'OH!"
File:Moeicon.png	"What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters."
File:Homericon.png	"No... I'm... fine..." gasp "I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels."
File:Moeicon.png	"Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it doesn't pickle, I don't serve it."
File:Homericon.png	"Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment."
File:Moeicon.png	"I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue." "Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?"
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"This won't be the last you see of us!"
File:Homericon.png	"Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow."

Character	Dialogue
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson."
File:Homericon.png	...
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Your autograph.
File:Homericon.png	...
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png	"Just write your name."
File:Homericon.png	"Can I sign with an X?"

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 |Row 2 info = January 16, 2014|Row 3 title = Number of Quests
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-|imagewidth = 70}}'''The Devil Wears Poo
+|imagewidth = 70}}'''The Devil Wears Blue''' is a quest that features the [[Blue Haired Lawyer]].
-''' is a quest that features the [[Blue Haired Lawyer]].
 ==Quests==