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==Quests== |
==Quests== |
Revision as of 01:39, 18 January 2014
The Devil Wears Poo is a quest that features the Blue Haired Lawyer.
Quests
Quest | Requirements | Time |
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1 | Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze | 30m |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2 | Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer | 12h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3 | Build Krusty Burger Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger |
30m |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4 | Build Moe's Tavern Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel |
3h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5 | Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses | 24h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6 | Make Apu Attend Negotiations Make Krusty Attend Negotiations Make Moe Attend Negotiations Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations Make Homer Attend Negotiations |
4h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7 | Make Apu Negotiate in Secret Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret Make Moe Negotiate in Secret Make Homer Negotiate in Secret |
6h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8 | Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer | 8h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9 | Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed | 8h |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10 | Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride | 16h |
Dialogue
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1
Start
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Homericon.png | "Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!" "Mmm... Grey!" |
File:Lisaicon.png | "Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water." |
File:Homericon.png | "Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!" |
File:Nedicon.png | "I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!" |
File:Homericon.png | "THEN DON'T!" |
End
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Homericon.png | "Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen." |
File:Lisaicon.png | "It's just like brain-freeze, dad." |
File:Homericon.png | "That doesn't sound right." |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?" |
File:Lisaicon.png | "Were you just hiding in the bushes?" |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!" "And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it." "And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Lisaicon.png | "Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes. |
File:Homericon.png | "No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine." |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash." |
File:Lisaicon.png | "That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity." |
File:Homericon.png | "Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -" |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes." |
File:Homericon.png | "See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3
Start
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment." |
File:Homericon.png | "Krusty Burger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have." |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "French fries?" |
File:Homericon.png | "No, cockroaches." |
End
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Homericon.png | "A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems." "I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me." |
File:Krustyicon.png | "What?! I heard that!" "You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract." "Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases." |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Blast. Foiled by foil!" |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4
Start
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up." |
File:Homericon.png | "People usually regret saying that to me." |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole." |
File:Homericon.png | "WOO HOO!!" |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and bang your head on the ground." |
File:Homericon.png | "D'oh!" |
End
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Homericon.png | *thump* "D'OH!" |
File:Moeicon.png | "What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters." |
File:Homericon.png | "No... I'm... fine..." *gasp* "I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels." |
File:Moeicon.png | "Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it doesn't pickle, I don't serve it." |
File:Homericon.png | "Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?" |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment." |
File:Moeicon.png | "I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue." "Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?" |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "This won't be the last you see of us!" |
File:Homericon.png | "Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson." |
File:Homericon.png | ... |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Your autograph. |
File:Homericon.png | ... |
File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png | "Just write your name." |
File:Homericon.png | "Can I sign with an X?" |