The Devil Wears Blue is a quest that features the Blue Haired Lawyer.
Quests
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| Quest | Requirements | Time |
|---|---|---|
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1 | Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze | 30m |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2 | Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer | 12h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3 | Build Krusty Burger Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger | 30m |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4 | Build Moe's Tavern Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel | 3h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5 | Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses | 24h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6 | Make Apu Attend Negotiations Make Krusty Attend Negotiations Make Moe Attend Negotiations Make the Blue Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations Make Homer Attend Negotiations | 4h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7 | Make Apu Negotiate in Secret Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret Make Moe Negotiate in Secret Make Homer Negotiate in Secret | 6h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8 | Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer | 8h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9 | Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed | 8h |
| The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10 | Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride | 16h |
DialogueEdit
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!" "Mmm... Grey!" |
| "Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water." |
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| "Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!" |
| "I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!" |
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| "THEN DON'T!" |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen." |
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| "It's just like brain-freeze, dad." |
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| "That doesn't sound right." |
| "Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?" |
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| "Were you just hiding in the bushes?" |
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| "No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!" "And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it." "And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes. |
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| "No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine." |
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| "I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's hard-earned cash." |
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| "That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity." |
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| "Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -" |
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| "Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes." |
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| "See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment." |
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| "Krusty Burger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have." |
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| "French fries?" |
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| "No, cockroaches." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems." "I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me." |
| "What?! I heard that!" "You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract." "Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases." |
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| "Blast. Foiled by foil!" |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up." |
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| "People usually regret saying that to me." |
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| "All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole." |
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| "WOO HOO!!" |
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| "...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and bang your head on the ground." |
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| "D'oh!" |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| *thump* "D'OH!" |
| "What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters." |
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| "No... I'm... fine..." *gasp* "I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels." |
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| "Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it doesn't pickle, I don't serve it." |
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| "Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?" |
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| "If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment." |
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| "I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue." "Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?" |
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| "This won't be the last you see of us!" |
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| "Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson." |
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| ... |
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| "Your autograph. |
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| ... |
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| "Just write your name." |
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| "Can I sign with an X?" |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "I cannot believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At the full price. |
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| "Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger behind a velvet rope." |
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| "I'm sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes. |
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| "I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool." |
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| "That's the spirit - we don't need him. There are plenty of fat slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM." |
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| "Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Hi, friends. Isn't it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work?" |
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| "Can it, Homer. I've already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom." |
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| "My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue for intimidation." |
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| "Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in India - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife." |
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| "Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We've got your best interests at heart - booze and fried food, day in and day out." |
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| "He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in my life are to be rich and lazy." |
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| "Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water." |
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| "I'm afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpsons's bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500." |
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| "You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are." |
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| "Door slam - $1,000." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "That's it! Homer's gonna play hardball, then I'm going to have to brush up on my sports analogies." |
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| "We need to get Homer alone. We can fool... I mean reason with Homer when he's by himself." |
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| "Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he's a good man." |
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| "I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp'N'Blow for a meal..." |
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| "Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "I don't want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch..." |
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| "Oh lawyers - one minute they're your best friend. The next, they're suing you for accidentally chopping off their hands." |
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| "You've got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You've got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears." |
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| "Yeah! I'm going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners." |
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| "I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit!" "Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway!" |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "While I was hiding in the bushes, I overhead those business owners convince Homer to blow me off." "I ought to sue him for everything he's worth..." "...which apparently is negative $10,000." |
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer?" |
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| "Not to mention my humorless bench ads!" |
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| "Ooh... I like your nasal accent." "How's your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be." |
| "But Mr. Burns, what about me?!" |
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| "You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn't open my plane window because it would "kill us all." |
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| "Personally I'd sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane." |
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| "Excellent. You're hired." |
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75.64.188.229 wrote:I got the blue haired lawyer for the mystery box, which was a 84 donut discount. I also got Kearney that way. Same -
Had and for good as new for wrote:75.64.188.229 wrote:I got the blue haired lawyer for the mystery box, which was a 84 donut discount. I also ...
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