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This is about the quest chain. For the episode promotion, see The Day the Earth Stood Cool Promotional.

The Day the Earth Stood Cool is the only quest available from the The Day the Earth Stood Cool Promotional. This quest featured Cool Homer.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements
The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 1 Build the Cool Brown House
The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 2 Make Homer Break into the Cool Brown House
The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 3 Make Cool Homer Walk around Acting Superior
The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 4 Make Cool Homer Enjoy a Duff Blue Ribbon

Dialogue Edit

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Hey, someone remodeled one of the brown houses - and it looks cool! It looks like something from the cover of a magazine I've never heard of.
Homer Icon I'm gonna break in and solve this mystery.
Lisa Icon There's no mystery. You just want to break in to a nice house.
Homer Happy Icon Yeah...

Character Sent on Task Edit

Character Dialogue
Jay Icon So Mr. Midlife Crisis, here to buy something hip off the menu?

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon This place is crazy! Furniture from Grampa times! Movie posters from non-Bruce Willis movies! And no TV!
Lisa Icon I know -- it's so cool!
Homer Icon But there's no TV, Lisa. NO TV!!!
Lisa Icon Don't you see, Dad? These people are striving for a more eclectic and artistic existence.
Homer Icon Hmm... Maybe I should become a cool parent.
Lisa Icon But that would take a lifetime of appreciation of music, art, culture...
Homer Icon Or I could dress cool and no one would know the difference.

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Cool Homer Icon Check it out. Now I'm 'Cool' bald, not 'sad old' bald. And I've got a scarf, a wallet chain, and a goatee! Why do all my head hairs just grow in twos?
Lisa Icon Now you're ready to experience foreign films, art walks, Mumford and Sons...
Cool Homer Icon Or, I could just walk around, acting like I'm better than other people.

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Cool Homer Icon Man, all that judging and humble bragging has left me parched.
Apu Icon Perhaps I can interest you in an inexpensive and flavorless beer?
Cool Homer Icon Could I act like the beer is somehow superior because it's crappy and cheap?
Apu Icon As long as you pay for it.
Cool Homer Icon Yoink!
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