Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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The Dame of the Game Pt. 1
| Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers Make Mr. Burns Reminisce About His Life 400 Years Ago
| - 4h
| 100, 10
| Dame Judith
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The Dame of the Game Pt. 2
| Make Dame Judith and Mr. Burns Form an Evil Partnership
| 24h00
| 100, 10
| Mr. Burns
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The Dame of the Game Pt. 3
| Make Mr. Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme Make Dame Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme
| 8h 8h
| 100, 10
| Mr. Burns
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The Dame of the Game Pt. 4
| Make Mr. Burns Concoct Another Evil Scheme Make Dame Judith Concoct Another Evil Scheme
| 8h 8h
| 100, 10
| Dame Judith
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The Dame of the Game Pt. 5
| Make Mr. Burns Secretly Plan to Murder Dame Judith Make Dame Judith Secretly Plan to Murder Mr. Burns
| 12h 12h
| 100, 10
| Mr. Burns
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here..."
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| "And fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty!"
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| "Full of direst cruelty? Smithers, who is this delightfully appealing woman?"
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| "The famous Shakespearean actress Dame Judith Underdunk."
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| "Ah, a fan of my old buddy Will Shakespeare."
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| "What a wild rapscallion he was!"
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Dame Judith, you seem like a fitting partner for me."
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| "Just the kind of gal to screw my courage to the sticking point every now and then."
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| "If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly."
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| "Yet do I fear thy nature. It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness."
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| "Madam, I can assure you I hate all milk except of magnesia."
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| "Give me a chance. Let us scheme nasty schemes together."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Dame Judith, now that we're partners, you should meet the rest of my team."
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| "This is my lapdog, Smithers."
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| "And these are my actual hounds, Fido and Spot."
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| "Oh, I'm sorry. Spot seems to have gotten into your handbag."
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| "Out, damn'd Spot! Out, I say!"
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| "Excellent."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Okay, Dame Judith, let's compare evil schemes. Mine's a real pip!"
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| "We disguise a three percent rate hike as a carbon-tax offset!"
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| "Pretty great idea, eh?"
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| "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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| "Not a big fan, I see. Well, what's your brilliant idea?"
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| "Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"
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| "Going for some kind of assassination, are we? Doesn't sound too profitable."
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| "Let's try another round of scheming."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Look, Dame Judith, we're supposed to be partners, but all your evil schemes are about killing some kid named Bart Simpson."
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| "And I must tell you I'm utterly opposed to child murder... when it doesn't improve the bottom line."
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| "So maybe we should just concentrate on our relationship. I mean, we have fun together, right?"
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| "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time."
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| "You are such a downer."
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