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The Coolest Loser is a side questline that was released on June 26, 2019, for the Game of Games 2019 Event. It requires the character Report Card.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Coolest Loser Pt. 1 Make Database Admire the Comic
Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Report Card
The Coolest Loser Pt. 2 Make Report Card Play Make Believe 4h Cash100
XP10
Report Card
The Coolest Loser Pt. 3 Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer 12h Cash200
XP20
Homer

Dialogue Edit

The Coolest Loser Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Report Card Happy Icon Hey Database, want to see something cool?
Database Icon Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
Report Card Icon No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
Database Annoyed Icon Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
Report Card Sad Icon It was Principal Skinner’s and his mother made him sell it.

End Edit

No dialogue.

The Coolest Loser Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Report Card Annoyed Icon You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
x100px Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
Database Icon Are you guys playing pirates?
Report Card Happy Icon Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
Database Annoyed Icon No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
Report Card Annoyed Icon No way. I’m the leader, I get to do the accounting.

End Edit

No dialogue.

The Coolest Loser Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
Homer Ooh Icon Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
Report Card Happy Icon What am I doing in school then?!
Report Card Icon From now on my name is “Tore Up His Report Card”.

End Edit

No dialogue.


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