The Comic's Town Affair is a premium side questline for the Level 58 content update that was released on September 17, 2015. To start the quest, the player had to complete Frankie the Politician Pt. 10 and needs Don Vittorio.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 1 Make Frankie the Squealer Try Not to Squeal 4h Cash100
Frankie the Squealer
The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 2 Make Springfielders Join the Heist (x10) 6h Cash100
Don Vittorio

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Frankie the Squealer Icon.png "Thanks for including me on this heist, Capo. I really need the gig!"
Frankie the Squealer Icon.png "I didn't realize how much sexual reassignment surgery cost."
Don Vittorio Icon.png "TMI, Frankie. Now pack your heat and let's head to the comics store."
Frankie the Squealer Icon.png "Comics store?"
Don Vittorio Icon.png "I'll let my associate explain."
Bart Icon.png "The most valuable comic ever, Radioactive Man #1, is making a promo appearance at the store today!"
Don Vittorio Icon.png "Capiche, Frankie? Now remember: on this job, less squealin', and more stealin'."

The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Hey Bart, can you cut me in on the heist? I can distract the store clerk."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Well I AM the store clerk. And if you give me a piece, I can let myself be distracted."
Patty Icon.png "If you cut me in, I can get a job at the prison, and have romantic relations with any of you who get caught."
Don Vittorio Angry Icon.png "Frankie, you moron, now we're gonna have to split up the haul a ton of ways!"
Bart Icon.png "Well you don't have to give me a share. I'm just doing this so there'll be a cool new heist and I won't have to read any more articles about the Gardner Museum art theft."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Martin Icon.png "$1 million divided by {number of characters owned} heist participants is ${1000000 / (number of characters owned+1)}
Don Vittorio Icon.png "Don't worry, Sky Finger, I haven't forgotten your part in this. Here, enjoy your ${1000000 / (number of playable characters owned + 1)} and go buy yourself a nice whatever this currency buys.
You've been awarded ${1000000 / (number of playable characters owned + 1)} as your cut!
— In-Game Message

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The reward received in Pt. 2 depends on the amount of characters you own. The more characters are own, the lower it will be.
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