The Clowned of Music

The Clowned of Music
Event	Terwilligers 2015 Event
Level Required	7
Release Date	May 12, 2015
Number of Quests	5

The Clowned of Music was a limited time quest chain involving the character Krusty and his Opera Krusty's new costume that was released on May 12, 2015 during the Terwilligers 2015 Event.

Quest

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Clowned of Music Pt. 1	Make Opera Krusty Practice Singing	60m	100, 10	Opera Krusty
The Clowned of Music Pt. 2	Make Opera Krusty Beg for Mercy from the Mob	8h	100, 10	Opera Krusty
The Clowned of Music Pt. 3	Make Krusty Practice His Scales	4h	100, 10	Opera Krusty
The Clowned of Music Pt. 4	Make Opera Krusty Hide From the Mob	24h	100, 10	Opera Krusty
The Clowned of Music Pt. 5	Make Krusty Perform for the Mob	12h	100, 10	Opera Krusty

Dialogue

The Clowned of Music Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Krusty, attendance at Springfield Opera is way down. It used to be five people, now it's none."
	"As a last gasp, we've decided to put on the beloved opera “Pagliacci”. It calls for a great comic actor."
	"So you came to me."
	"No, we went to a great comic actor. But he wasn't available, so here we are."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Ack! Oh boy, I guess all those years smoking haven't done me any favors."
	"Better soothe my vocal chords with a quart of vodka."

The Clowned of Music Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Who's visiting my dressing room? Adoring fan? Angry bookie?"
	"A little of both. I love opera, and I'm furious you haven't paid me back for your terrible bets on NCAA basketball."
	"The monkey is supposed to keep people like you out of my dressing room!"
	"The monkey won't be keeping anybody out of anything for quite some time."
	"I'm afraid we had to break his opposable thumbs."

The Clowned of Music Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"*SOBS* Please, Fat Tony, don't break my thumbs. I need them for throwing pies."
	"Stop, I hate weeping clowns... unless it's in the classic opera “Pagliacci”. So I shall make you a deal."
	"I wish to teach my new girlfriend, Miss Springfield, the glory of Italian opera."
	"It will make her view me as romantic, and lead to some serious Rigoletto, if you know what I mean."
	"Not even a little bit."
	"Just sing so good she weeps for joy."
	"You can count on me... barely succeeding."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Dough is what I need badly."

The Clowned of Music Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"“Laugh, clown, at your broken love. Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart.”"
	"Pretty good, eh Fat Tony? Is your girlfriend weeping with joy?"
	"She's weeping all right."
	"With horror at your terrible performance."
	"Tears are tears, am I right?"
	"Why do people always say “am I right” when they are obviously wrong?"
	"Time to get out of here Molto Accelerando."

The Clowned of Music Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Tony, what are you doing to that silly clown?"
	"Nothing, my dear. Just pumping a little electricity through his toes."
	"The agony is proportional to the size of my giant feet."
	"*Giggles* He's funny when he's miserable."
	"I want him to perform at our engagement party."
	"Engagement?! But I never..."
	"If you like your thumbs, do it!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Fat Tony, shoot me in the head if I ever try to do opera again."
	"All I heard was “shoot me in the head.”"

Trivia

• For some reason, the quests says "Krusty" instead of "Opera Krusty" for the requirements of Part 3 and Part 5.