"Thank you, Fat Tony, for your generous donation to my Super PAC, "American U.S.A. Minutemen for Freedom, Liberty, Patriotism and America."
"Will it be satisfactory to secure the reconstruction of my headquarters?"
"Easily done. The person playing this game builds whatever we ask. And pays us whatever random sum of money we demand!"
"There's one born every minute, I suppose."
The Cleaner Pt.1[]
Character
Dialogue
"Fat Tony? Mr. Burns requests your company for dinner this evening to discuss matters of the utmost evil.
"I'm always happy to have dinner with a fellow villain....which I consider myself, despite the fact that I somehow got categorized as a "Wise Guy".
The Cleaner Pt.2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Just tell me who. My crack team of sociopaths will handle everything."
"It's not a "who", it's a "what". Some nuclear waste I wish to dispose of."
"We could hide it inside a body bag. People see me burying body bags all the time. It's kind of my thing.
"Excellent."
The Cleaner Pt.3[]
Character
Dialogue
"I was gardening. that's still legal in this state, is it not?"
"Sure, I think. I'm not really up on what's legal and what's not. But if you really WERE gardening, tell me what you were planting."
"Plants."
"You're good Fat Tony. Very good. And I am correspondingly bad."
The Cleaner Pt.4[]
Character
Dialogue
"Mr. Burns, I have taken care of that favor for you. And now I would like a favor in return."
"Ugh, you Mafiosi and your favors. How come you can't just accept money as compensation like everyone else in the world?"
"Don't worry - this will require money. I need to rebuild my compound so that my beloved goons will return to me. I'm tired of being a Mafia of one. My gun hasn't had a night off in weeks."
"Consider it done. Every powerful man needs his sycopantic hangers-on."