The Caveman's Lover is a questline released on May 30, 2017, during the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. It requires the character Caveman Moe.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Reward
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Triggered By
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1
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Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe
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12h
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100 10
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Caveman Moe
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2
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Make Moe Serve Drinks Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar
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4h 8h
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100 10
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Caveman Moe
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3
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Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate
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4h
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100 10
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Moe
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4
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Make Moe Psyche Himself Up Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella *
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Moe
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5
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Make Moe Drink Booooooooze
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4h
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200 20
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Moe
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* Does not require Cavegirl Booberella.
Dialogue[]
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.
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UGG! UGG-UGG!
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Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
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He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
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nugg...
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Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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UGG! WUGG UGG!
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Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.
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That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
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...
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Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
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*CAVEMAN LAUGH*
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What? You don't think I can get a girl?
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NUGG!
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Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
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Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
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That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
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*sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.
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Ugg ugg...
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Well hello there, handsome...
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The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
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Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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He sees my BOOOOOOBS.
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