The Caveman's Lover

The Caveman's Lover is a questline released on May 30, 2017, during the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. It requires the character Caveman Moe.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1	Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe	12h	100 10	Caveman Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2	Make Moe Serve Drinks Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar	4h 8h	100 10	Caveman Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3	Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate	4h	100 10	Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4	Make Moe Psyche Himself Up Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella *	4h 4h	100 10	Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5	Make Moe Drink Booooooooze	4h	200 20	Moe

* Does not require Cavegirl Booberella.

Character	Dialogue
	What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.
	UGG! UGG-UGG!
	Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
	He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
	nugg...
	Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.

Character	Dialogue
	UGG! WUGG UGG!
	Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.
	That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
	...
	Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.

Character	Dialogue
	Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
	CAVEMAN LAUGH
	What? You don't think I can get a girl?
	NUGG!
	Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!

Character	Dialogue
	You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
	Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
	That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
	sigh Just give me a moment to freshen up.
	Ugg ugg...
	Well hello there, handsome...

Character	Dialogue
	Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
	Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	He sees my BOOOOOOBS.