The Caveman's Lover is a questline released on May 30, 2017, during the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. It requires the character Caveman Moe.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1 Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe 12h Cash100
Experience10
Caveman Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2 Make Moe Serve Drinks
Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar
4h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Caveman Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3 Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate 4h Cash100
Experience10
Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4 Make Moe Psyche Himself Up
Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella *
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5 Make Moe Drink Booooooooze 4h Cash200
Experience20
Moe

* Does not require Cavegirl Booberella.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Carl Icon.png What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.
Caveman Moe Annoyed Icon.png UGG! UGG-UGG!
Moe Shocked Icon.png Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
Carl Icon.png He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
Caveman Moe Sad Icon.png nugg...
Carl Icon.png Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Caveman Moe Annoyed Icon.png UGG! WUGG UGG!
Homer Icon.png Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.
Moe Angry Icon.png That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
Homer Guilty Icon.png ...
Moe Exhausted Icon.png Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
Caveman Moe Happy Icon.png *CAVEMAN LAUGH*
Moe Shocked Icon.png What? You don't think I can get a girl?
Caveman Moe Annoyed Icon.png NUGG!
Moe Angry Icon.png Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
Cavegirl Booberella Surprised Icon.png Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
Moe Angry Icon.png That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
Moe Sad Icon.png *sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.
Caveman Moe Icon.png Ugg ugg...
Cavegirl Booberella Happy Icon.png Well hello there, handsome...

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Shocked Icon.png Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
Cavegirl Booberella Sad Icon.png Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.
Moe Worried Icon.png What's that supposed to mean?
Cavegirl Booberella Happy Icon.png He sees my BOOOOOOBS.
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