The Bloviator was a limited-time side questline released on March 17, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It required Reclusive Mr. Burns.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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The Bloviator Pt. 1
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Make Burns Mope With Ennui
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12h
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100 10
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Smithers
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The Bloviator Pt. 2
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Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Fade From the Public Eye Make Smithers Deny Requests for Access
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24h 24h
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100 10
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Mr. Burns
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The Bloviator Pt. 3
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Make Smithers Do All the Work Make Mr. Burns Watch “Ice Station Zebra”
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12h 12h
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100 10
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Mr. Burns
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The Bloviator Pt. 4
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Make Reclusive Burns Sink Into Obscurity
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4h
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100 10
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Mr. Burns
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The Bloviator Pt. 5
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Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Feel Sunlight on His Face
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8h
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100 10
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Mr. Burns
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Dialogue[]
The Bloviator Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Smithers, I'm bored.
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I've done everything a billionaire can.
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Dated pop stars, bought politicians, endowed museums...
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Yes, your “Museum of Hatred of the Poor” has the lowest attendance of any in the country.
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You haven't run for political office yet.
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And I won't. I'm a billionaire, not a self-glorifying moronic egomaniac.
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Didn't know there was a difference, sir.
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The Bloviator Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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I've figured it out, Smithers. The one billionaire thing I've never done.
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I'm going to become an eccentric recluse, like my young friend Howard Hughes.
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He died unloved and alone, sir.
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Well, I won't make his mistake.
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I won't die.
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The Bloviator Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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I've brought you the mail, sir.
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Did you clean it thoroughly? It might be infected with one of the four humors. Bile or something.
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I think you're becoming a little obsessive.
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Nonsense. Now bring me a pink napkin.
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I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster “Ice Station Zebra.”
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Yep, Howard Hughes really did that.
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The Bloviator Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Sir, you need to come out of this movie screening room. You have a casino and power plant to run.
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Sorry. Recluse.
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Can I at least take away some of these jars of urine?
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No! I just finished arranging them in a perfect pent-heptagon.
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You're covered in germs, Smithers. I banish you from my presence.
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From now on, I want my chicken and milk delivered by drone.
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The Bloviator Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Mr. Burns, you can't continue to live by yourself in a darkened penthouse on top of a casino hotel.
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They need the penthouse for Pitbull.
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That chrome-dome gallimaufry? He's still a thing?
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Oh, very well. I'm starting to miss spending time with my fellow humans.
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Setting hounds on them... dropping them down trap doors...
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Yes, you're what America needs more of: billionaires messing around with us.
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