The Black Hole
October 12, 2012
The Black Hole is a quest from the Treehouse of Horror XXIII Event. Completing this quest chain unlocked Devil Flanders.
The Black Hole Pt. 1
Build Super Collider
The Black Hole Pt. 2
Make Lisa Turn on the Super Collider
The Black Hole Pt. 3
Place Black Hole
The Black Hole Pt. 4
Send kids Trick-or-Treating
"Good glavin! I have developed a theory to explain the existence of multiple Springfields!"
"I too have developed a theory: you yell boring things as if they're exciting."
"Quickly! I need access to a high-energy super collider."
"What about the LHC at CERN? It just found the Higgs Boson."
"Not powerful enough. The boson I'm looking for is much harder to find. You see, due to a printing error, the word "boson" appears upside down on its shell. Very rare. Highly collectible."
"The collider is ready! With the plasmas, and the crisp new lab coats, and the slamming things together for learning..."
"I read somewhere that supercolliders can spawn miniature black holes."
"Later, Lisa! It's time to sciencify!"
"A black hole! A tear in the very fabric of space-time that could swallow the earth!"
"Get that thing out of here before it gobbles the building!"
"Will do! Wait a second, where are you going?"
"Any Springfield but this one! With the naked singularities, and the oh-so-short life expectancy..."
"What about the candy? Surely the candy will survive the black hole?"
"I... I'm afraid not."
"Then we don't have much time."
"I know there's zombies out there but how often do kids get the opportunity to amass a horde of candy?"
"Foolish Earthlings! They do not grasp the TRUE danger of the black hole! Science teaches us that black holes are a gateway, connecting this world to the Christian hell! Just as their Albert Einstein predicted, if you read him correctly. Behold! The legions of hell pour forth."
"I reckon it's the hillbilly's job to point out the alien craft menacing our skies?"
"I have positively identified this flying object as a UFO. We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!"
I KNEW we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating. Our only hope is that the humans will not have enough donuts to build this ultimate weapon.
When Kang says "our only hope is that the humans will not have enough donuts to build this ultimate weapon" he is breaking the fourth wall
It also references the LHC supercollider and Albert Einstein