The Black Hole is a quest from the Treehouse of Horror XXIII Event. Completing this quest chain unlocked Devil Flanders.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements
The Black Hole Pt. 1 Build Super Collider
The Black Hole Pt. 2 Make Lisa Turn on the Super Collider
The Black Hole Pt. 3 Place Black Hole
The Black Hole Pt. 4 Send kids Trick-or-Treating

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Black Hole Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon.png "Good glavin! I have developed a theory to explain the existence of multiple Springfields!"
Homer Icon.png "I too have developed a theory: you yell boring things as if they're exciting."
Professor Frink Icon.png "Quickly! I need access to a high-energy super collider."
Lisa Icon.png "What about the LHC at CERN? It just found the Higgs Boson."
Professor Frink Icon.png "Not powerful enough. The boson I'm looking for is much harder to find. You see, due to a printing error, the word "boson" appears upside down on its shell. Very rare. Highly collectible."

The Black Hole Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon.png "The collider is ready! With the plasmas, and the crisp new lab coats, and the slamming things together for learning..."
Lisa Icon.png "I read somewhere that supercolliders can spawn miniature black holes."
Professor Frink Icon.png "Later, Lisa! It's time to sciencify!"

The Black Hole Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "A black hole! A tear in the very fabric of space-time that could swallow the earth!"
Professor Frink Icon.png "Get that thing out of here before it gobbles the building!"
Lisa Icon.png "Will do! Wait a second, where are you going?"
Professor Frink Icon.png "Any Springfield but this one! With the naked singularities, and the oh-so-short life expectancy..."

The Black Hole Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "What about the candy? Surely the candy will survive the black hole?"
Lisa Icon.png "I... I'm afraid not."
Homer Icon.png "Then we don't have much time."
Milhouse Icon.png "KID POWER!"
Lisa Icon.png "I know there's zombies out there but how often do kids get the opportunity to amass a horde of candy?"

The Black Hole Epilogue[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon.png "Foolish Earthlings! They do not grasp the TRUE danger of the black hole! Science teaches us that black holes are a gateway, connecting this world to the Christian hell! Just as their Albert Einstein predicted, if you read him correctly. Behold! The legions of hell pour forth."
Cletus Icon.png "I reckon it's the hillbilly's job to point out the alien craft menacing our skies?"
Professor Frink Icon.png "I have positively identified this flying object as a UFO. We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!"
Kang Icon.png I KNEW we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating. Our only hope is that the humans will not have enough donuts to build this ultimate weapon.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • When Kang says "our only hope is that the humans will not have enough donuts to build this ultimate weapon" he is breaking the fourth wall
  • It also references the LHC supercollider and Albert Einstein
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