"Foolish Earthlings! They do not grasp the TRUE danger of the black hole! Science teaches us that black holes are a gateway, connecting this world to the Christian hell! Just as their Albert Einstein predicted, if you read him correctly. Behold! The legions of hell pour forth."
"I reckon it's the hillbilly's job to point out the alien craft menacing our skies?"
"I have positively identified this flying object as a UFO. We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!"
I KNEW we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating. Our only hope is that the humans will not have enough donuts to build this ultimate weapon.