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The Birth of a Notion is a side questline that was released on December 5, 2017, for The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. It requires the premium building Manger and the premium character J. Rigellian Christ.

Quest[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1 Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry 4h Cash100
Experience10
J. Rigellian Christ
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2 Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach 60m Cash100
Experience10
J. Rigellian Christ
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3 Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace 4h Cash100
Experience10
J. Rigellian Christ
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4 Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi 4h Cash100
Experience10
J. Rigellian Christ
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5 Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet 8h Cash200
Experience20
J. Rigellian Christ

Dialogue[]

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
J. Rigellian Christ Wakingup Icon Behold. I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!
Rigellian Queen Icon Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and Lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon Now now, Mother, I have to spread the good word...about conquering all other creatures in the universe.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?
Rigellian Queen Icon In that case, bad news...

End[]

No dialogue

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
J. Rigellian Christ Icon Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races.
Kang Icon Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.
J. Rigellian Christ Annoyed Icon Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I'll work on my sermon.

End[]

No dialogue.

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
J. Rigellian Christ Preaching Icon People of Earth, I bring you good news.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile.
Homer Icon Why is that good news?
J. Rigellian Christ Icon It's going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon Hear the good word!

End[]

No dialogue.

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
J. Rigellian Christ Annoyed Icon Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.
Rigellian Queen Icon Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human "Internet", a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.
J. Rigellian Christ Happy Icon Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian "dirty magazines".
Rigellian Queen Icon But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.
J. Rigellian Christ Happy Icon Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the son of Cthulhu.

End[]

No dialogue.

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
J. Rigellian Christ Happy Icon Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal.
Kang Icon What do people think of your MyTube channel?
J. Rigellian Christ Icon They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor.
Kang Icon Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.
J. Rigellian Christ Icon I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.

End[]

Character Dialogue
J. Rigellian Christ Wakingup Icon Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood

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