The Bad Shepherd is a side questline that was released on December 6, 2016, for the Winter 2016 Event. It requires the character The Parson.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Bad Shepherd Pt. 1 Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy 8h Cash100
Experience10
The Parson
The Bad Shepherd Pt. 2 Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech
Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits
Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle
60m
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
The Parson
The Bad Shepherd Pt. 3 Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance
Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5
Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again
12h
12h
12h
Cash100
Experience10
The Parson
The Bad Shepherd Pt. 4 Make the Parson Tear it Up 4h Cash100
Experience10
The Parson
The Bad Shepherd Pt. 5 Make the Parson Spread the Word 24h Cash100
Experience10
The Parson

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Surprised Icon.png Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?
The Parson Icon.png Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?
Rev. Lovejoy Sad Icon.png I've tried, I really have!
The Parson Icon.png We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.
The Parson Icon.png They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png It's just a slump! I've had them before!
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Parson Icon.png Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.
Rev. Lovejoy Surprised Icon.png That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!
The Parson Sad Icon.png And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.
The Parson Icon.png But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Happy Icon.png That... that was incredible!
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me...
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png See? I told you!
The Parson Icon.png I performed all my 80's hits: “God: Your Personal Yoda,” “LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New” and “Faith: the Jane Fonda Workout for Your Soul.”
The Parson Sad Icon.png Has my material gone stale?

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Parson Icon.png Time to bring out the big guns.
The Parson Icon.png Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Happy Icon.png AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png Still nothing! What is with these people?
Rev. Lovejoy Smug Icon.png I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Shutting up now, sir.

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Parson Sad Icon.png It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.
The Parson Icon.png I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.
The Parson Icon.png Where's the nearest golf course?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Parson Icon.png I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png What did he say?
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png So... what's the plan to win back our flock?
The Parson Icon.png First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png And then?
The Parson Icon.png I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ralph Happy Icon.png Yay, a golf cart!
The Parson Icon.png If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.
Ralph Icon.png No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.
The Parson Annoyed Icon.png I hate this town...
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