The Abe-ador is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Grampa and his Toreador Abe's costume. It was released on July 13, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 3.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Abe-ador Pt. 1 Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains 60m Cash100, Experience10 Grampa
The Abe-ador Pt. 2 Make Toreador Abe Taunt Springfielders 4h Cash100, Experience10 Grampa
The Abe-ador Pt. 3 Reach level 15 and Build The Frying Dutchman
Make Abe Steal Swords from the Sea Captain
Cash100, Experience10 Grampa
The Abe-ador Pt. 4 Make Toreador Abe Practice Swordsmanship 24h Cash100, Experience10 Grampa
The Abe-ador Pt. 5 Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart 8h Cash100, Experience10 Grampa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Abe-ador Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png "Bart, did I ever tell you about the time I was a Spanish bullfighter?"
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png "Honestly, what's the best way to stop this story before it starts? Be straight with me, man."
Grampa Icon.png "You don't believe me, is that it? Well, I'll prove it to ya! El Matador Americano Stupido is back!"
Grampa Icon.png "First I'll need a red cape."
Grampa Icon.png "The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge..."

The Abe-ador Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Now, the key to bullfighting is to get the bulls good and mad at ya. An angry bull makes mistakes."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "You gotta know how to insult a bull. Remember that bulls don't understand English. They speak Spanish."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Which is why the best bullfighters are all Spaniards. Let me show you how it's done."
Bart Confused Icon.png "Umm... Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here."
Toreador Abe Happy Icon.png "I don't know what you're talking about boy, they're everywhere!"

The Abe-ador Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Now, once the bull is hoppin' mad at ya, he'll charge. That's when you stick him with your sword, and wait for him to bleed to death."
Bart Surprised Icon.png "As a general rule, I approve of all violence. But even I think this sport is disturbing."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "I need to get me a sword. Isn't there a pirate that lives down by the shore?"
Bart Icon.png "The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "He talks like a pirate. That whole “argh” thing."
Bart Icon.png "Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you?"
Bart Icon.png "It's like everybody just decided all at once they were tired of him."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "It happens. Disco Stu went that way. Sad. But, back to the mission at hand -- time to steal some swords!"

The Abe-ador Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Got my sword, and I'm ready to execute some majestic animals in the slowest, most painful way possible, to the delight of everyone!"
Bart Icon.png "Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "“Maniac” is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body."
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Lotta Dr. Frankenstein-types in Spain. Wonderful country, Spain. Great food, great architecture, and great Frankensteins."

Jobs Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "Abe! You can't wave a sword around in public!"
Wiggum Icon.png "Now, if it was an AR-15 assault rifle you were brandishing, that would be fine."
Wiggum Icon.png "It would be especially fine if you were to carry it openly into a restaurant --"
Wiggum Icon.png "-- as if you were desperate for someone to challenge your Constitutional right to be a scary creep."
Wiggum Icon.png "Assault rifles are how we defend freedom and stop bad guys from ever committing any crimes."
Wiggum Icon.png "It's why crime has ceased to exist -- because everybody is armed to the teeth."
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "But a SWORD???????? Swords are dangerous!"
Homer Icon.png "Aw, come on, Clancy. When he's slicing and dicing, he's not talking. And when he's not talking, my life is wonderful."
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "Fine. But if he hurts anyone, YOU have to arrest him. AND do the investigating and statement-taking and all that yucky police work stuff."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Deal!"

The Abe-ador Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Toreador Abe Surprised Icon.png "Hey! Why am I waving a sword around? What's this cape around my neck?"
Bart Icon.png "You were being a bullfighter. Just like in the old days."
Toreador Abe Surprised Icon.png "I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers?"
Toreador Abe Icon.png "Here, let me show you how it's done..."

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