"Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?"
"Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!" "Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!"
"But you said you loved the one I made last year."
"I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy..." "...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard." "Mmmmghghg..."