"Ooh, sushi! I'm always up for eating new and exotic types of freshly-killed animals."
"I bet they have vegetarian dishes too, like seaweed salad and steamed tofu..."
"Stop it, Lisa -- you're making me lose my appetite for sushi!" "Why don't you go to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some raw fish to eat until it comes back?"
"Wait, don't episode tie-in updates usually come out on a Thursday?"
Message
"They do, but we've got something even BIGGER coming this Thursday. (Shh, don't tell anyone.)"
"Hey Bart! Guess what?"
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Dialogue
"If the fish at that restaurant is anywhere as good as this jumbo frozen fish head that expired two years ago, I'm going to be very happy!"
"...after I'm done being very sick."
Stanky Fish Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
"I heard that new sushi restaurant serves fish with two eyes... which is weird because the only fish I ever see around here have three."
"That's because the water in Springfield is stagnant and polluted."
"What we need is a waterfall! It would aerate the water, creating the environment the fish need to get healthier!"
"Pass."
"And tastier."
"I mean, let's do it!"
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"That's the lamest waterfall I've ever seen."
Swanky Fish Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
"Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!"
"But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?!"
"It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form."
"But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food."
"Can't we at least try it once?"
"Okay, but I get to choose the restaurant the next ten times."
Swanky Fish Pt. 2[]
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"I haven't had sushi since my days in Nam... when I fled to Japan to avoid the fighting."
End[]
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"Ahh, I love the smell of wasabi in the morning!"
Swanky Fish Pt. 3[]
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"A new sushi restaurant? Well, I don't have a Japanese girlfriend yet -- SPOILER ALERT! -- but I may as well prime my palate."
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"How come all of my jobs involve eating?"
Swanky Fish Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
"I'm here at Springfield's latest answer to pretentious finger food: Swanky Fish." "Check it out today!" "...and cut! Okay, there's your plug. Now comp my meal."
Trivia[]
Comic Book Guy's line about not having a Japanese girlfriend yet is a very early spoiler for the Married to the Blob Promotional (see this for proof).