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Sutrageous Fortune was a limited-time questline released on December 19, 2017. It was a side questline of the The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. It needs Gautama Buddha.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1 | Make Buddha Have Brunch With Unlimited Mimosas Make Lisa Eat Vegan Tofu |
60m 60m |
 100  10
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Gautama Buddha |
| Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 2 | Make Buddha Get His Nails Dona Make Lisa Read Salon Magazines |
60m 60m |
100 10
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Gautama Buddha |
| Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 3 | Make Buddha Splurge on Clothes Make Lisa Be Dubious About This Behavior |
60m 60m |
100 10
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Gautama Buddha |
| Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 4 | Make Buddha Get His Knots Worked Out Make Lisa Fidget Annoyingly |
60m 60m |
100 10
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Gautama Buddha |
| Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 5 | Make Buddha Discard Material Possessions Make Lisa Indulge Herself |
8h 60m |
200 20
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Lisa |
Dialogue[]
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Lisa, you are a special little girl and a worthy acolyte. I have come to give you a lesson in dharma. |
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Wow, a private lesson from Buddha! Hear that Bart? |
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Big deal. I've got a math tutor. When he comes over all we do is play video games. |
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It's a beautiful day, so let's start with a mimosa brunch. Om Mani Padme Yum! |
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I feel revitalized! Poached eggs with pancetta? That's what I call a sangha, or community, of flavors. |
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I've colored every placemat in the restaurant. When does my lesson start? |
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Soon. But first, a visit to Mother Jeong-ja's Nail Salon. Om Mani-Pedi, Mum. |
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 3[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Lisa, before we start our lesson, I need to get some new clothes. All I have is my heavy winter robes. I need something summery and enlightened. |
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I guess we could stop at Costington's Big and Tall Store. |
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You know what I'd like? A lovely crushed velour suit in dark purple. Om Multi-Pleated Plum. |
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 4[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Now, who would know where to find a good massage therapist around here? |
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I just got my massage license. XXX, like my moonshine. |
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Sounds perfect. Knead the way! |
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 5[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Buddha! So far all you've taught me is how to have a good time. When do the lessons start? |
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Only the fool asks for knowledge she has already been given. |
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It seems to me that you are completely going against the principles of Buddhism by giving into all these indulgences and material goods! |
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Lisa, too often you follow only the way of self-restraint and self-mortification. |
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But The Middle Way lies between ascetism and self-indulgence. |
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I've taught you that, occasionally, it's good to have a good time. |
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And I looked good doing it. |
Gallery[]