Sushi Ralph

Sushi Ralph is the second questline for the Level 52 content update that was released on May 6, 2015. In order to complete it, the Player needs Akira that is unlocked after purchasing The Happy Sumo.

QuestsEdit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Sushi Ralph Pt. 1	Reach Level 52 and complete the Quest Dora the Endorser Pt. 5 Complete the Quest Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2 Make Ralph Drop off a Resume	- - 10m	100, 10	Ralph
Sushi Ralph Pt. 2	Make Ralph Prepare Sushi	3h	100, 10	Akira
Sushi Ralph Pt. 3	Make Springfielders Eat Sushi (x10)	2h	100, 10	Wiggum
Sushi Ralph Pt. 4	Make Springfielders Get Stomach Pumped (x10)	2h	100, 10	Homer

DialogueEdit

DialogueEdit

Sushi Ralph Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Now Ralphie, apparently you are aging out of day care and our attempts to make you a latchkey kid have failed horribly."
	"Keys taste delicious but I don't like what they unlock in my tummy."
	"Luckily for us, the Happy Sumo has opened up this unpaid sushi internship for kids."
	"It sounds like this program breaks any number of laws, but I'm no expert in what's legal and illegal, so I'll just focus on the positive - all the free ginger I can eat!"

Sushi Ralph Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Let me examine you, Ralph. Such a blank stare, such tender fingers softened from years spent inside the nose. And is that a never closed fontanelle?"
	"Oh yeah. I know it's tempting, but the doctor said try not to poke it with a chopstick. Each time you do, Ralphie loses another word."
	"Ralph, what are you thinking right now?"
	"....Pass!"
	"In Japan, sushi chefs spend years meditating to achieve an empty mind. Your son was born with it. He will be a master!"

Jobs StartedEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Such fine sashimi - how did you learn how to use a knife like this, Wiggum-san?"
	"I'm not allowed to use a knife because I forget which end to hold. I used safety scissors."
	"I have chosen wisely! Wiggum-san, you are a prodigy! I am proud of you, my apprentice."
	"Prood? Pruud? Proud? What does that mean? I've never heard it before. Or I lost it from a chopstick poke."

Sushi Ralph Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hear that, folks, my boy is a prodigy. He brings honor to the family name. I should've known – Wiggum's Gaelic for unisex fish genitals."
	"In honor of what I can only assume will be his greatest accomplishment, all the sushi you can eat! Paid for by the Springfield Police Department."
	"Isn't the police department funded by the taxpayers, meaning this meal will be paid for by us?"
	"Shhh, little girl. Here's a cucumber roll."
	"It's so good! Finally, a vegetarian dish I don't have to lie about liking."

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Yar, this is the freshest sushi I've ever eaten, and once a fish committed suicide by jumping into me mouth."
	"Why, I'm eating fish and it isn't even Friday. It's so good I don't even care that I'm breaking the 138th secret commandment."
	"This fish is guilty… of being delicious. I demand to see the chef in my chambers."
	"Like a lotus blossom floats on the water, so will I raise my prices."

Sushi Ralph Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"My stomach feels t-t-terribly wrong."
	"Yar, me belly's heavin' like a dinghy lost at sea. Or like a man makin' a metaphor before he pukes."
	"I don't feel so good either."
	"Alright, that's it, we're going to see Dr. Hibbert."

Jobs StartedEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Why, all of these people have been poisoned. Food poisoned!"
	"Oh no, it must be Ralph and the Happy Sumo. I knew it was too good to be true."

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Looks like it was tainted Krusty Burgers... which apparently everyone in town ate after their sushi because pieces of raw fish on rice just don't really fill you up."
	"I wish you had told me that before I fell upon my sword to defend my honor. Little help, please?"
	"Wait, I didn't eat any Krusty Burger last night. Why do I still feel sick?"
	"Mr. Simpson, after pumping your stomach we found several Krusty Burgers, some still in their wrappers. We also found six pounds of shrimp scampi, $8.50 in loose change, and-"
	"Alright, alright, you've made your point. Now I'll take my $8.50 and my shrimp scampi and be on my way."
	"Seriously, I could really use some medical attention."