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Superior Mega Ultra Slam was a limited-time questline released on May 5, 2020. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the quest Of Hosses and Hookers. It was succeeded by the quest The Walk of Shame.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 1 Collect Microphones (x175)
Make Bart Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout
Make Dr. Bonebreak Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout
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4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 2 Collect Microphones (x100)
Make Bart Train Dr. Bonebreak Back Into Form
Make Dr. Bonebreak Hurt Himself Training
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12h
3h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 3 Collect Microphones (x250)
Make Dr. Bonebreak Whip Wrestlers Into Shape
Make Bart Help Whip Wrestlers Into Shape
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4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 4 Collect Microphones (x175)
Make Dr. Bonebreak Be Confused by Reality
Make Bart Worry About the Match
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60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 5 Collect Microphones (x150)
Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring
Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis
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4h
4h
Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon Mr. Burns! You gotta challenge Springfield Elite Wrestling to another unification bout!
Mr. Burns Sad Icon I was skunked before by Amadopolis’ wrestlers. I won’t be skunked again.
Bart Happy Icon But this time you’ll have this guy in your corner! Take a whiff of Dr. Bonebreak!
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon “The greatest in battle is one who can conquer a thousand men!”

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Aristotle Amadopolis Icon All right, Burnsy, you got a match. Your team wins: you get your golden statue back. My team wins: I get your nuclear power plant!
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon Let the Games of the Tenth Olympiad begin!
Bart Curious Icon *whispers* We’re calling it the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Whatever. Just get Jesse Owens to win my statue back!

Unlocks Burns Excess Pile.

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Icon I need to get back into fighting shape. As Buddha once said…
Bart Icon Don’t worry what Buddha said. You just worry about pulling off a Corkscrew Six Hundred Thirty Degree Senton.
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon I couldn’t do that before I retired!
Bart Zen Icon As a shoe company once said, “Just do it!”

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon Dr. Bonebreak! Are you all right?
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon Buddha said pain and suffering is only-- AGGGH!

Gives a Simpsons Wrestling Mystery Box Token.

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon All right, brawlers and battlers, defeating SEW means being on top of our game! It’s workout time!
The Beefy Bishop Sad Icon But being out of shape is kind of my thing.
Dr. Bonebreak Woo Icon Not to worry, Beefy Bishop! We’ll use your flab to squash SEW and the world!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
The Beefy Bishop Sad Icon Ohh, my aching fat!
Rumbleina Sad Icon I think I pulled something a lady ain’t s’pose to pull…
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon Come on, guys! “Suffering follows carts like oxes!”
Rumbleina Sad Icon I feel insulted.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Don’t blame him. It’s a botched Buddha saying.

Unlocks The Coot Society.

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon Golden Ring Wrestling and Springfield Elite Wrestling have battled to a draw! It’s time to fabricate an even more bogus title bout: Superior Mega Ultra Slam!
Brockman Happy Icon Will the Buddhism of Dr. Bonebreak triumph over the savage materialism of Iron Yuppie?
Brockman Happy Icon No, really. I’m asking. I have money on this match.
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon “To lead an unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own.”
Iron Yuppie Icon Two can play the Buddha game.
Iron Yuppie Happy Icon If reality is an illusion, is professional wrestling an illusion of an illusion? And if it is, how can you triumph within that illusion?
Dr. Bonebreak Surprised Icon I…I don’t know!
Bart Angry Icon Dr. Bonebreak, don’t listen to him!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Dr. Bonebreak appears stunned by Iron Yuppie’s reality check. The Iron Yuppie hits him with a Molly-Go-Round! Followed by a Reverse Frankensteiner!
Brockman Icon And look out! Dr. Bonebreak is hit with a Bronco Buster to the face!
Bart Surprised Icon No!
Mr. Burns Shocked Icon NO!

Unlocks Championship Belt.

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Dr. Bonebreak is reeling! Will Iron Yuppie finish him with a Stretch Plum or Rolling Thunder?
Brockman Icon And who comes up with these lame wrestling names? So many questions…
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon “Even a solid rock can be shaken by the wind.” “Let us be lamps and liberate our distance."
Iron Yuppie Annoyed Icon Why do I suddenly feel peace. Are your words getting to me...?
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon Only three words are necessary… I love you!
Iron Yuppie Happy Icon No one’s ever told me that before…
Rumbleina Surprised Icon What’s going on?!
Brockman Icon The two men embrace center ring as the wisdom of Buddha has given them each a three count. The match is a draw!
x100px NO! No draw! No love! I forbid it!
Honest Abe Annoyed Icon Stay outta it or I’ll smack ya outta it, ya limp spotmonkey!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Honest Abe has come out of nowhere to attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the ring!
Brockman Icon The old Rail Splitter slams him with a Forearm Smash followed by a Bionic Elbow! He closes out the match with a Muta Lock!
Brockman Icon Amadopolis is Ama-DROPPED-olis!
Honest Abe Annoyed Icon Now git out of town! And leave my golden statue behind!

Unlocks Iron Yuppie.

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