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"What are you even going to do with all these eggs, Dad?"
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"Haven't thought about it. I'm simply obeying my brain's deep-seated, irrational impulse to collect things." "It's a weakness we all share, and one evil game designers are expert at exploiting. Thanks, game designers!" "But why are we talking, when we could be collecting?"
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"Pssst... I'll tell you what you can do with them." "Collect enough eggs and I'll trade you a mysterious box from my extensive collection of rare objects from around the world."
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"Ooh! More collecting! Pretty sweet…"
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"Dad, is this really the most productive way to spend your time?"
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"Lisa, someday you'll understand that collecting things so you can trade them in for collectibles from some dude's collection is the only way to feel good about yourself."
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"But they're random prizes, Dad? What if you just get a bunch of fences?"
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"Hey yeah, I hate winning fences!"
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"If you suck out and get a total of 50 Easter fences from boxes, I'll also give you a free 15 donuts."
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"15 donuts?! Holy crap! I love winning fences!!!"
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