"What are you even going to do with all these eggs, Dad?"
"Haven't thought about it. I'm simply obeying my brain's deep-seated, irrational impulse to collect things." "It's a weakness we all share, and one evil game designers are expert at exploiting. Thanks, game designers!" "But why are we talking, when we could be collecting?"
"Pssst... I'll tell you what you can do with them." "Collect enough eggs and I'll trade you a mysterious box from my extensive collection of rare objects from around the world."
"Ooh! More collecting! Pretty sweet…"
"Dad, is this really the most productive way to spend your time?"
"Lisa, someday you'll understand that collecting things so you can trade them in for collectibles from some dude's collection is the only way to feel good about yourself."
"But they're random prizes, Dad? What if you just get a bunch of fences?"
"Hey yeah, I hate winning fences!"
"If you suck out and get a total of 50 Easter fences from boxes, I'll also give you a free 15 donuts."