Substitute Everything is a side questline that was released on January 23, 2019, for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It requires the character Mr. Bergstrom.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Substitute Everything Pt. 1 Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs 60m Cash100
Mr. Bergstrom
Substitute Everything Pt. 2 Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs 12h Cash100
Mr. Bergstrom
Substitute Everything Pt. 3 Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life
Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom *
Mr. Bergstrom
Substitute Everything Pt. 4 Make Mr. Bergstrom Remember Who He Is 4h Cash200

* Applies only if the player has got Jimbo.

Dialogue Edit

Substitute Everything Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Bergstrom Happy Icon Ah, Springfield, and a second chance! It's rare for a substitute to come back.
Skinner Icon Actually, we're good, no one's taken a sick day in years out of fear of getting fired.
Skinner Sad Icon We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Well, if I can't be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Let's see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...
Mr. Bergstrom Sad Icon "Look for job listings online."
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there's such a bustling Substitute industry.

Substitute Everything Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I'll be your substitute heart surgeon today.
Jasper Spacey Icon But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It's ABOUT a doctor.
Jasper Mad Icon How's that gonna help me?!
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Maybe the magic of Robin Williams in a clown nose will fix your arteries?
Mr. Bergstrom Sad Icon Eh, I've gotta figure out something else to substitute for.

Substitute Everything Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...
Mr. Bergstrom Sad Icon My whole life, I've only ever substituted for other people.
Mr. Bergstrom Sad Icon When's someone going to substitute for *me*?
Jimbo Smug Icon I'll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Really? You'd do that for me?
Jimbo Smug Icon It'll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me "Mr."
Mr. Bergstrom Happy Icon I'm finally going to live my own life!

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Character Dialogue
Jimbo Smug Icon Wow, Mr. Bergstrom lived the first day of his own life HARD.
Lisa Worried Icon What do you mean?
Jimbo Worried Icon He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He's in a coma.

Substitute Everything Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon How bad is it, doc?
Dr. Hibbert Annoyed Icon Well, he probably would've been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.
Lisa Sad Icon Oh Mr. Bergstrom...
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Who's "Mr. Bergstrom?"
Lisa Sad Icon You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!
Mr. Bergstrom Happy Icon Oh yeah! And you are Lisa Simpson!

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.
Lisa Happy Icon Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You're my favorite substitute teacher ever!
Mr. Bergstrom Surprised Icon Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!
Lisa Worried Icon Oh no!
Mr. Bergstrom Icon Just kidding, Lisa. I remember exactly how crappy being a substitute is.
Mr. Bergstrom Happy Icon And I love it!
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