Strut Walk
Release Date
March 16, 2016
Strut Walk is a limited-time main quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the St. Easter 2016 Event . It requires the O'Flanagan's Pub . The final quest, Sunday Cruddy Sunday, did not start until March 27, 2016.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
St. Easter?
Build O'Flanagan's Pub* Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
30s 4h
100 10
Auto
Strut Walk Pt. 1
Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day
4h
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 2
Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt
6s
100 10 Shredded Ned
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 3
Make Shredded Ned Work Out
60m
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 4
Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party Make Women Attend the Party (x3)** Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party***
4h 4h 4h
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 5
Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge
4h
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 6
Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield* Make Shredded Ned Hide
24h 12h
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 7
Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall* Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
24h 12h
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 8
Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things (x3)**
4h 4h
100 10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 9
Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's (x6)
4h
100 10
Ned
Sunday Cruddy Sunday
Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers (x4)
4h
100 10
Auto
* will only appear if not already built
** will only appear if the player is level 40 or above
*** will only appear if the player owns Hugs Bunny
Dialogue [ ]
St. Easter? [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
How do I decide between two of the most delicious days of the year?!
It'll be a Sophie's Choice between green beer and green Easter eggs.
I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
Eight green beers, Tommy!
End [ ]
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Dialogue
How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!
Strut Walk Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
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Dialogue
Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
Or something a devout Catholic would do.
If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!
All Objectives Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
No apology needed, Helen.
Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
And if he's single… I call dibs!
I want Ned's dibs!
End [ ]
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Dialogue
SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
“
The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
”
— System Message.
Strut Walk Pt. 2 [ ]
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Dialogue
I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!
Strut Walk Pt. 3 [ ]
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Dialogue
St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.
Now if you'll pardon my pecs...
Strut Walk Pt. 4 [ ]
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Dialogue
Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?
Strut Walk Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
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Dialogue
The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
I hope I can watch.
You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!
End [ ]
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Dialogue
Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!
Strut Walk Pt. 6 [ ]
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Dialogue
Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
That was the only shirt I had!
You can have mine!
Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!
Strut Walk Pt. 7 [ ]
Start [ ]
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Dialogue
Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
You've got to help me stop him!
I'm your wife you jerk!
Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?
End [ ]
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Dialogue
We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.
Strut Walk Pt. 8 [ ]
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Dialogue
Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.
Strut Walk Pt. 9 [ ]
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Dialogue
You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.
Sunday Cruddy Sunday [ ]
Character
Dialogue
So hungover...
What you need is “hair of the dog.”
I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
Woohoo! I'll have another litter of “dogs!”
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