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{{Infobox
 
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| Box title = {{PAGENAME}}
 
| Box title = {{PAGENAME}}
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| Row 2 info = March 16, 2016
 
| Row 2 info = March 16, 2016
 
| Row 3 title = Number of Quests
 
| Row 3 title = Number of Quests
| Row 3 info = 10
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| Row 3 info = 11
 
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a limited-time main quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the [[St. Easter 2016 Event]]. It requires the [[O'Flanagan's Pub]]. The final quest, Sunday Cruddy Sunday, does not start until March 27, 2016.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a limited-time main quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the [[St. Easter 2016 Event]]. It requires the [[O'Flanagan's Pub]]. The final quest, Sunday Cruddy Sunday, does not start until March 27, 2016.
   
 
== Quests ==
 
== Quests ==
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|-
 
|-
 
| St. Easter?
 
| St. Easter?
| Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
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| Build O'Flanagan's Pub* <br /> Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
| 4h
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| 30s <br /> 4h
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
| Homer
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| Auto
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 1
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 1
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| Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt
 
| Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt
 
| 6s
 
| 6s
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
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| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10 <br /> [[Shredded Ned]]
 
| Ned
 
| Ned
 
|-
 
|-
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| 60m
 
| 60m
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
| Shredded Ned
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| Ned
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 4
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 4
| Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party<br />Make Women Attend the Party
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| Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party <br /> Make Women Attend the Party (x3)**<!-- Pattay and Youngsters excluded --> <br /> Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party***
| 4h<br />4h
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| 4h <br /> 4h <br /> 4h
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
| Shredded Ned
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| Ned
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 5
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 5
 
| Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge
 
| Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge
 
| 4h
 
| 4h
| {{Cash}}175 <br /> {{XP}}45
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| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
| Shredded Ned
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| Ned
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 6
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 6
| Make Shredded Ned Hide
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| Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield* <br /> Make Shredded Ned Hide
| 12h
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| 24h <br /> 12h
| {{Cash}}420 <br /> {{XP}}100
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| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
| Shredded Ned
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| Ned
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 7
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 7
| Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
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| Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall* <br /> Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
| 12h
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| 24h <br /> 12h
| {{Cash}}420 <br /> {{XP}}100
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| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
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| Ned
| Mayor Quimby
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 8
 
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 8
| Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love Life <br /> Make Woman Go to Bar to Ponder Things (x3)
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| Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love <br /> Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things (x3)**<!-- Pattay and Youngsters excluded -->
 
| 4h <br /> 4h
 
| 4h <br /> 4h
| {{Cash}}175 <br /> {{XP}}45
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| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
| Shredded Ned
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| Ned
 
|-
 
|-
  +
| {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 9
| Sunday Cruddy Sunday
 
| Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers [x4]
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| Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's (x6)
 
| 4h
 
| 4h
  +
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
  +
| Ned
 
|-
 
| Sunday Cruddy Sunday
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| Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers (x4)<!-- Youngsters excluded -->
  +
| 4h
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
 
| {{Cash}}100 <br /> {{XP}}10
 
| Auto
 
| Auto
 
|}
 
|}
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<small>* will only appear if not already build
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<br />** will only appear if the player is [[:Category:level 40|level 40]] or above
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<br />*** will only appear if the player owns Hugs Bunny</small>
   
 
== Dialogue ==
 
== Dialogue ==
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==== Start ====
 
==== Start ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Homer Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Homer Ooh Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
 
| Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
 
|-
 
|-
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| I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
 
| I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Homer Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Homer Happy Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Eight green beers, Tommy!
 
| Eight green beers, Tommy!
 
|}
 
|}
   
 
==== End ====
 
==== End ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Homer Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Homer Drunk Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
 
| How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Homer Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Homer Drunk Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!
 
| Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!
 
|}
 
|}
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==== Start ====
 
==== Start ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Ned Shocked Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
 
| Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Ned Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Or something a devout Catholic would do.
 
| Or something a devout Catholic would do.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Ned Worried Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!
 
| If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!
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|}
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==== All Objectives Started ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
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|-
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! scope="col" width="15%" | Character
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
 
| [[File:Helen Lovejoy Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| [[File:Helen Lovejoy Icon.png|x100px]]
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| No apology needed, Helen.
 
| No apology needed, Helen.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lindsay Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lindsey Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
 
| Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lindsay Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| And if he's single… I call dibs!
 
| And if he's single… I call dibs!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Cookie Kwan Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Cookie Kwan Happy Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| I want Ned's dibs!
 
| I want Ned's dibs!
 
|}
 
|}
   
 
==== End ====
 
==== End ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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| Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
 
| Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Leprechaun Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Leprechaun Angry Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
 
| VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
 
|-
 
|-
 
| [[File:Yupprechaun Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| [[File:Yupprechaun Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
 
| Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
|-
 
| System Message
 
| The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
 
 
|}
 
|}
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{{Quote|The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!|System Message.}}
   
 
=== {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 2 ===
 
=== {{PAGENAME}} Pt. 2 ===
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Ned Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
 
| I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
 
|-
 
|-
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| Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
 
| Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Ned Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
 
| Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Ned Worried Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
 
| That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Shredded Ned Happy Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
 
| St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lindsay Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lindsey Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
 
| Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Cookie Kwan Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Cookie Kwan Happy Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
 
| That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
 
|-
 
|-
 
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
| Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy GhoSt.
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| Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.
 
|-
 
|-
 
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
 
| Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Homer Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Homer Confused Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?
 
| Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?
 
|}
 
|}
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==== Start ====
 
==== Start ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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| The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
 
| The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lindsay Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lindsey Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| I hope I can watch.
 
| I hope I can watch.
 
|-
 
|-
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==== End ====
 
==== End ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Miss Hoover Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
 
| Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
 
|-
 
|-
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| As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
 
| As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Miss Hoover Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
 
| You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Shredded Ned Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
 
| Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
 
|-
 
|-
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| Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
 
| Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Shredded Ned Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| That was the only shirt I had!
 
| That was the only shirt I had!
 
|-
 
|-
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| You can have mine!
 
| You can have mine!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Shredded Ned Surprised Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!
 
| Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!
 
|}
 
|}
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==== Start ====
 
==== Start ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Quimby Surprised Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
 
| Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Quimby Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| You've got to help me stop him!
 
| You've got to help me stop him!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Mrs. Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| I'm your wife you jerk!
 
| I'm your wife you jerk!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Quimby Embarrassed Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?
 
| Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?
 
|}
 
|}
   
 
==== End ====
 
==== End ====
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{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
{| border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Quimby Angry Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
 
| We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
 
|-
 
|-
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| Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
 
| Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Quimby Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
 
| I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Quimby Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Quimby Smug Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.
 
| But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.
 
|}
 
|}
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| Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
 
| Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lindsay Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lindsey Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
 
| What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
 
|-
 
|-
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| I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
 
| I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Moe Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Moe Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.
 
| ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.
 
|}
 
|}
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Shredded Ned Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Shredded Ned Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
 
| You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Cookie Kwan Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Cookie Kwan Annoyed Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
 
| Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lindsay Naegle Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lindsey Naegle Annoyed Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
 
| Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
 
|-
 
|-
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| All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
 
| All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Grampa Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Grampa Sad Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.
 
| Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.
 
|}
 
|}
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! scope="col" width="85%" | Dialogue
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lenny Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lenny Anguished Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| So hungover...
 
| So hungover...
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Declan Desmond Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Declan Desmond Hungover Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| What you need is “hair of the dog.”
 
| What you need is “hair of the dog.”
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Lenny Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Lenny Anguished Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
 
| I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Declan Desmond Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Declan Desmond Hungover Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
 
| In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:Homer Icon.png|x100px]]
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| [[File:Homer Woohoo Icon.png|x100px]]
 
| Woohoo! I'll have another litter of “dogs!”
 
| Woohoo! I'll have another litter of “dogs!”
 
|}
 
|}

Revision as of 16:38, 20 March 2016

Strut Walk is a limited-time main quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the St. Easter 2016 Event. It requires the O'Flanagan's Pub. The final quest, Sunday Cruddy Sunday, does not start until March 27, 2016.

Quests

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
St. Easter? Build O'Flanagan's Pub*
Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
30s
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Strut Walk Pt. 1 Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 2 Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt 6s Cash100
Experience10
Shredded Ned
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 3 Make Shredded Ned Work Out 60m Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 4 Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party
Make Women Attend the Party (x3)**
Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party***
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 5 Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 6 Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield*
Make Shredded Ned Hide
24h
12h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 7 Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall*
Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
24h
12h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 8 Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love
Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things (x3)**
4h
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Experience10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 9 Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's (x6) 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Sunday Cruddy Sunday Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers (x4) 4h Cash100
Experience10
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*** will only appear if the player owns Hugs Bunny

Dialogue

St. Easter?

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Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
Homer Icon How do I decide between two of the most delicious days of the year?!
Tom O'Flanagan Icon It'll be a Sophie's Choice between green beer and green Easter eggs.
Homer Icon I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
Homer Happy Icon Eight green beers, Tommy!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
Homer Drunk Icon Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!

Strut Walk Pt. 1

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Character Dialogue
Ned Shocked Icon Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
Ned Sad Icon Or something a devout Catholic would do.
Ned Worried Icon If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!

All Objectives Started

Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Icon It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon No apology needed, Helen.
Lindsey Naegle Icon Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon And if he's single… I call dibs!
Cookie Kwan Happy Icon I want Ned's dibs!

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Character Dialogue
Northern Irish Leprechaun Icon SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
Leprechaun Icon Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
Yupprechaun Icon Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
Leprechaun Angry Icon VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
Yupprechaun Icon Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
 
— System Message.


Strut Walk Pt. 2

Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
Father Sean Icon Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
Ned Sad Icon Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
Ned Worried Icon That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
Father Sean Icon Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!

Strut Walk Pt. 3

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Happy Icon St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
Lindsey Naegle Icon Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
Cookie Kwan Happy Icon That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
Shredded Ned Icon Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.
Shredded Ned Icon Now if you'll pardon my pecs...

Strut Walk Pt. 4

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
Cookie Kwan Icon Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
Hugs Bunny Icon Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
Homer Confused Icon Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?

Strut Walk Pt. 5

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Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
Lindsey Naegle Icon I hope I can watch.
Cookie Kwan Icon You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!

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Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
Shredded Ned Icon As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
Shredded Ned Sad Icon Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
Miss Hoover Icon I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!

Strut Walk Pt. 6

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
Quimby Icon Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
Shredded Ned Sad Icon That was the only shirt I had!
Miss Springfield Icon You can have mine!
Shredded Ned Surprised Icon Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!

Strut Walk Pt. 7

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Character Dialogue
Quimby Surprised Icon Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
Quimby Sad Icon You've got to help me stop him!
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon I'm your wife you jerk!
Quimby Embarrassed Icon Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?

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Character Dialogue
Quimby Angry Icon We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
Carl Icon We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
Lenny Icon Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
Quimby Sad Icon I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
Quimby Smug Icon But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.

Strut Walk Pt. 8

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
Lindsey Naegle Icon What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
Shredded Ned Icon I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
Moe Icon I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
Moe Sad Icon ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.

Strut Walk Pt. 9

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Sad Icon You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
Cookie Kwan Annoyed Icon Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
Lindsey Naegle Annoyed Icon Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
Grampa Icon How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
Tom O'Flanagan Icon All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
Grampa Sad Icon Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.

Sunday Cruddy Sunday

Character Dialogue
Lenny Anguished Icon So hungover...
Declan Desmond Hungover Icon What you need is “hair of the dog.”
Lenny Anguished Icon I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
Declan Desmond Hungover Icon In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
Homer Woohoo Icon Woohoo! I'll have another litter of “dogs!”