February 5, 2020
Starlight is a side questline released on February 5, 2020 for the Black History 2020 Event. It requires the character Opal.
Starlight Pt. 1
Make Lindsey Put Some Feelers Out*
Lindsey Naegle OR Auto**
Starlight Pt. 2
Make Opal Hand Over the Keys to Her Spare Car
Starlight Pt. 3
Make Opal Try to Politely Decline
Anger Watkins OR Auto**
Starlight Pt. 4
Make Opal Give the Audition of a Lifetime
Drederick Tatum OR Auto**
Starlight Pt. 5
Make Opal Cross Her Bejeweled Fingers
Springfield Heights 2 character Lindsey Naegle is required for completion of this quest. ** If the character is not owned, the quest will automatically begin.
Starlight Pt. 1 Edit
There’s my favorite client! Opal, darling! Give me a hug, you magnificent daytime supernova! What brings you to the office?
I’m tired of doing my talk show. It’s so boring! “Troubled Toddlers”, "Cannibal Cooking Tips for the Apocalypse”, “My husband’s cheating on me with a serial killer”. It’s all so mundane! I want to take my talents to the silver screen!
As your agent, I totally support your creative ambitions.
But as someone who makes her leech-like living off of you, I don’t think this is a great idea. There’s way less money in movies. How about you make a luxury perfume instead?
Get me in a movie, or you’re fired.
Yes, ma’am! I’ll get some feelers out right away.
So, I got my feelers out there…
Stop saying “feelers”. It’s gross.
And I found out that Drederick Tatum is producing a biopic about the life of Shirley Chisholm. Such an important story. So inspiring. So timely.
You don’t know who that is, do you?
No, but my assistant is summarizing her Wikipedia page then tweeting it to me.
She was the first black woman to run for president of the United States!
Right. And what a president she was!
Just set up the audition.
Starlight Pt. 2 Edit
Hi, I'm here for the audition.
Sign your name here and wait for the—OMG! You’re TV’s Opal! My mom loves your show! She’s always telling me to shut up when it’s on. And again after it’s over.
Always nice to meet the emotionally abused son of a fan.
Say, you must get this all the time, and I’m sorry to ask, but can I get…
No. A new car. No hybrids!
What? I’m not gonna give you a car!
Why not? You give em away on your show all the time!
That’s a television show. This is the real world... sort of.
Hand over some car keys or you’re not auditioning for squat.
Why you little punk! You’re lucky I brought a spare today!
Ooh. A Canyonero roadster. Nice!
I hope you crash into a gas station.
Fingers crossed. Then I can sue you for gifting me a death trap!
Starlight Pt. 3 Edit
Is that my old friend Opal I see?
Anger Watkins! Helloooooooo! Give it up for Anger, everyone!
There’s no one here but us.
Sorry. Force of habit. What are you doing here?
I’m auditioning for the role of the karate teacher with a mysterious past.
Oh, must be a different movie.
It’s the Shirley Chisolm biopic.
I’ve gotta read that script. So, what’s new, Anger?
I just wrote an autobiography. It’s called “Untreated Anger Issues”.
It is, dammit! Which is why I was hoping you could put it on your Opal’s Book Club list.
Oh, well. I’d have to read it and see if it fits with…
Pish posh, girl! Hook a brother up with some sales. I’m trying to buy me a Tesla Cybertruck!
Don’t you politely decline me!
Anger, honey, sports books aren’t right for my book club.
Well, make it right, or else I’ll tell my good friend Drederick Tatum not to put you in his movie.
Fine. I’ll play ball, you jerk. But If I don’t get this movie, I’m going to kill you…r career as a sports journalist. *whispers to self* Whew, saved it.
Starlight Pt. 4 Edit
Opal! My goodness. The fact that a star of your caliber would think to audition for a role is both humbling and awe-inspiring. I am inspired with awe.
I’m happy to do it, Drederick. I have been working with a method acting coach.
A meth-head acting coach? Wow, that sounds like a challenge. Good for you. Alright, whenever you’re ready, begin.
Okay. Give me a moment to BECOME Shirley.
Goodness gracious. That was incredible. I don’t need to see anyone else audition. Tell Viola Davis to respectfully take a hike. Opal you technically knocked out the champ, metaphorically of course.
Oh, thank you Drederick. I promise I’m not going to let you down!
Starlight Pt. 5 Edit
The nominees for best actress in a lead role are… Scarlett Johansson in “The Imelda Marcos Story”, Viola Davis in “The Respectful Hike”, and Opal in “Chisolm’s Choice”.
You’re a shoo-in, Opal.
I always believed in you, superstar. Even when I didn’t!
It’s all you girl!
And I’m here too!
Oh, man. I hope I get this.
And the winner is….
Opal, in “Chisolm’s Choice"!!!
Oh my God!
There are so many people I’d like to thank. But first, let me air out the grievances I have with all the terrible people I had to deal with to get here.
Lindsey Naegle, my agent who didn’t think I should be in movies. You’re fired!
And rightfully so.
The Squeaky Voice Teen, whose name escapes me at the moment, who made me give him a car. Screw you, you little twerp.
And Anger Watkins, America’s least talented loudmouth sportscaster. I promoted his terrible book so that he wouldn’t bad mouth me to Drederick.
But even the Opal bump couldn’t help sell that garbage heap of a memoir.
It’s true. My life isn’t interesting!
Whew. It feels good to vent. Now to thank everyone who actually believed in me, starting with Drederi— *cut-off by music*