Squidport is the main quest chain which leads to the completion of the player's Springfield Squidport. It was initially released with the Squidport Expansion in June 2013.

Quests[edit | edit source]

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Reward
Squidport Pt. 1 Have Beach Expansion
Have Water Expansion
Squidport Pt. 2 Place Squidport Entrance Cash100
Squidport Pt. 3 Place Boardwalk Sections (4) Cash100
Squidport Pt. 4 Make Homer Swear at the Ocean Cash100
Squidport Pt. 5 Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store Cash100
Squidport Pt. 6 Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance Cash100
Squidport Pt. 7 Have Boardwalk Sections (8)
Build Malaria Zone
Squidport Pt. 8 Build Boardwalk Lamppost
Build Boardwalk Tree (x3)
Build Boardwalk Fence (x5)
Squidport Pt. 9 Have Boardwalk Sections (x12)
Build Just Rainsticks
Squidport Pt. 10 Have a Street Performer Cash100
Squidport Pt. 11 Have Boardwalk Sections (x16)
Build The Frying Dutchman
Squidport Pt. 12 Have Boardwalk Sections (x17)
Build Fried Dough Stand
Squidport Pt. 13 Have Boardwalk Sections (x21) and Reach Level 16
Build Turban Outfitters
Squidport Pt. 14 Have Boardwalk Sections (x25)
Reach Level 17 and Build My First Tattoo
Squidport Pt. 15 Have Boardwalk Sections (x27)
Reach Level 18 and Build Much Ado About Muffins
Squidport Pt. 16 Have Boardwalk Sections (x31)
Reach Level 19 and Build Crypto Barn

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Squidport Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Doh Icon.png "D'oh!"
Lisa Icon.png "What's wrong, Dad?"
Homer Icon.png "Oh, that wasn't an annoyed "d'oh" -- I was just thinking about "dough"."
"Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront."
"Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport!"
Lisa Icon.png "Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport."
Homer Doh Icon.png "D'oh!"
Homer Icon.png "That one was an annoyed d'oh."
Lisa Icon.png "I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water."
Homer Icon.png "Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport!"
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "Nobody "gets in cars" anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets."
Homer Doh Icon.png "D'oh!"
Lisa Icon.png "Which kind was that?"
Homer Icon.png "Little of both."

Squidport Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Okay, water expansion bought!"
"...and it was surprisingly easy considering it's prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake."
Lisa Icon.png "Great! Now, we can build the Squidport Entrance."
Homer Icon.png "You know what they say : "Every great building begins with the door!""
Lisa Icon.png "Who says that?"
Homer Icon.png "I dunno, building builders, I'm assuming.

Squidport Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Dreamy Icon.png "Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream... Ow! Chest pains!"
Homer Icon.png "I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand."
Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk.
— -In Game Message

Squidport Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Dreamy Icon.png "Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants..."
Homer Icon.png "Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn't have any of that!"
Lisa Icon.png "Dad? Is something wrong?"
Homer Icon.png "No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners."

Squidport Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Y'arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots."
"Tho something's different now, can't lay a finger to it."
Sea Captain Aghast Icon.png "Wait, I have it -- it's become totally lame."
Homer Icon.png "I know, right? You can't buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval."
Sea Captain Icon.png "Me men'll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!"
Lisa Icon.png "It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship."
Sea Captain Icon.png "Aye. We'll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect."
Lisa Icon.png "Okay, now it's making less sense."
Sea Captain Icon.png "Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing."

Squidport Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "T'is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she's right there, you'll look at 'er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk."
Homer Icon.png "How do we do that? I mean, I know... but explain it slowly for the people who aren't as smart as me am."
Sea Captain Icon.png "Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er... I don't know, just build it."

Squidport Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?"
Lisa Icon.png "Are you going out to sea again?"
Sea Captain Icon.png "Nay, I'm going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I've got bad seats so it has to be a big one."
Lisa Icon.png "Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies."
Sea Captain Icon.png "And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await!"

Squidport Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Y'arr! The boardwalk is coming 'round nicely, but still there's something missing."
Ned Icon.png "Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion... a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!"
Sea Captain Icon.png "That's it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice."
Ned Icon.png "Oh, I'm not a homosexual."
Sea Captain Icon.png "Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let's get to decorating, girlfriend!"

Squidport Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Y'arr! I've learned a thing of three in me travels. Things I'd like ta share with the good folk o' Springfield."
"Mayhaps a cultural imports store."
Lisa Icon.png "It's so wonderful that you want to expose people to the crafts and cultures of distant peoples!"
Sea Captain Icon.png "N'arr, I just want to fleece tourists the way the locals fleeced me everywhere I went."
"Maybe unload some tribal gew-gaws I got conned inta buying."

Squidport Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "...and I said, "That's as useful as a tall powder monkey!"?
Homer Icon.png "I don't get it.?"
Sea Captain Icon.png "If he was tall, he couldn't fit in the gunwale which would be hilarious because... aw, forget it!?"
"My quality sea-comedy's too good for the likes of you. Ye can amuse yerself with the low-rent antics of boardwalk street performers.?"

Squidport Pt. 11[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Now this is a boardwalk on which Ahab himself would be proud to play skeeball."
"The Squidport is finally ready for the placement of its crowning jewel."
Homer Icon.png "Jewels? You're going to share your ill-gotten treasure booty with us!"
Sea Captain Icon.png "Stop calling me a pirate! I meant a metaphorical jewel. Something that weill really make the Squidport shine."
Homer Icon.png "A fried dough stand?"
Sea Captain Icon.png "Better than that."
Lisa Icon.png "An Antique Book Store?"
Sea Captain Icon.png "Better than that."
Bart Icon.png "A hundred foot tall climbing wall that you parachute down from?"
Sea Captain Icon.png "Well okay.?"

Squidport Pt. 12[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Aghast Icon.png "Homer, I'm beggin' ye. What can I do to have you turn your mighty eatin' power elsewhere?"
Homer Icon.png "Well, the only reason I even came down to the waterfront was to get some fried dough."
Sea Captain Icon.png "That's it? That's all we have to do? Yee-haw! I mean... I don't knoe, whatever sailors say when they're happy."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "There, take it! Eat ye vast yellow whale! Eat yer fried dough! Eat like the great sucking whirlpool you are!"
Homer Icon.png "Hmmm, you know what's funny? I'm not hungry anymore. I'm feeling kind of nappish."

Squidport Pt. 13[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Poseidon and Naptune have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk."
"I know, I was as surpised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure 'em out?"

Squidport Pt. 14[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Y'arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.?"
"Time I go in for some fresh ink!?"

Squidport Pt. 15[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint resturant, there really aren't many breakfast options."
Sea Captain Icon.png "What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakfast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships."
Lisa Icon.png "Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer, pretty much anything else. How about muffins?"
Sea Captain Icon.png "Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money's green enough. Let's build your Muffin shop!"

Squidport Pt. 16[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "The gods have seen that our hearts are true and that we are trying to please them."
"Still, they want us to build a store whose named doesn't, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific."

Epilogue[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon.png "Y'arr let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted our offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can."
"And best of all, my resturant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness."
"And the sign I put over the door: "No Fatties!"
Homer Icon.png "D'oh!"

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