Springfield Games is the main questline of the Springfield Games 2016 Event, released on August 3, 2016.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Springfield Games Pt. 1 Make Homer Intimidate Springfielders
Collect Participation Ribbons (x8)
3h
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Cash100
Experience10
Springfield Games Cauldron
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 2 Make Lisa Include Go-Kart Racing For the Kids
Collect Participation Ribbons (x16)
3h
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Cash100
Experience10
Springfield Games Podium
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 3 Make Lisa Encourage Adults to Start Training
Collect Participation Ribbons (x32)
3h
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Cash100
Experience10
Springfield Pin Stand
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 4 Make Homer Light the Games Cauldron
Collect Participation Ribbons (x40)
3h
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Cash100
Experience10
Lit Springfield Games Cauldron
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 5 Make Lisa Explain the Dodecathlon Rules
Collect Participation Ribbons (x48)
3h
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Cash100
Experience10
Go-Kart Track
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 6 Make Quimby Watch the Go-Kart Races
Collect Participation Ribbons (x56)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Go-Kart Betting
Auto
Go-Kart Racing Place a Bet on a Go-Kart Race - Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Springfield Games Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png No one wants to help me! I can't put on these Springfield Games all by myself. It's not like a production of my one woman show – Sax, the Facts.
Homer Serious Icon.png Everyone better help my little girl or I'll make us play Tap Ball again!
Skinner Surprised Icon.png Oh God no! My Tap Ball flashbacks are way worse than my Nam ones. You can have the school gym for training and events.
Lisa Happy Icon.png Finally, those kids who fail their classes aren't the only ones lucky enough to be in school during summer!
Lisa Confused Icon.png Now I just need suggestions for events. So far I have one request for Tap Ball and 102 requests for anything but Tap Ball.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon.png We have 12 suggestions but they are a little weird… Footvolley? Shin-Kicking? Get-Out-Of-My Way-I-Don't-Want-To-Participate-In-Your-Survey Ball?
Bart Confused Icon.png No normal sports like Rugby Sevens or Canoeing or Handball?
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Bart, this is an "unsanctioned" Springfield Games – we're not limited by reason. Why not use all 12 ideas and have a decathlon?
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Dad, 12 events would be a Dodecathlon.
Homer Serious Icon.png Lisa, shut your mouth. Math has no place in sports - ask any baseball fan.

Springfield Games Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Lisa, if I could suggest a lucky 13th event, what about Go-Karts?
Quimby Stern Icon.png I don't know. That would require cars, roads, working brakes - it all sounds so expensive.
Milhouse Icon.png Just think, each inevitable Go-Kart fatality means one less school lunch you have to budget for next year.
Bart Icon.png Plus Miss Springfield could be the flag girl!
Quimby Happy Icon.png Lisa, I, err, demand we add Kid Go-Kart races to the Springfield Games.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lugash Icon.png Children, listen. If you wish to excel at racing, you must be trained by Lugash.
Bart Confused Icon.png Don't you want to train the actual adults?
Lugash Sad Icon.png Lugash cannot teach adults. They know how to stand up for themselves. Plus anyone over the age of 12 is too old for sports, says experts in field. Namely Lugash.
Lugash Happy Icon.png Come, let us train in secret. So no one can hear you crying.

Springfield Games Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Eyeroll Icon.png These 12 events are not going to be easy! Especially for a town so lazy it has a drive-thru gym… however that works.
Willie Angry Icon.png I refuse to compete in anything other than a kilt. And I'm not wearing a cup either.
Otto Icon.png Will there be any drug testing in these Springfield Games? I'm asking for a friend.
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png I'm excused from training – I have a note from my mother. She says I'm already a failure, so technically I can't win.
Lugash Angry Icon.png Adults are weak! Like babies! That is why Lugash only trains toddlers to tweens! Now to electrify my students with inspiration, and this cattle prod.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon.png Wow, things are really starting to come together. We have sports, athletes, uniforms, but I can't help but feeling like I'm forgetting something…
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png You forgot the real reason why we have a Springfield Games at all! Overpriced merchandise to sell to tourists!

Springfield Games Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon.png Dad, you were selected by the town to light the Springfield Games flame.
Homer Happy Icon.png That's so sweet. They must love me.
Bart Laughing Icon.png The torch is a flaming tire from the Tire Fire. And the contest was ‘Nominate the Person Dumb Enough to Accept This Honor.'
Homer Proud Icon.png And they chose me over Cletus. I'm so touched.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sleepy Icon.png Oh God. I almost died!
Bart Icon.png We told you about the flaming tire.
Homer Sleepy Icon.png But nobody warned me about all the walking!
Homer Scared Icon.png There were stairs too! STAIRS!

Springfield Games Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Proud Icon.png Now that the flame is lit I hereby declare that the Springfield Games have begun!
Lisa Icon.png The events will be: Tug of War, then a Sack-Race...
Lisa Icon.png Followed by Shin-Kicking...
Lisa Icon.png Footvolley...
Lisa Icon.png And Eukonkanto...
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Chess boxing...
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Cheese rolling...
Moe Worried Icon.png Listening to this list better be an event. Cause I'm exhausted.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lenny Anguished Icon.png This event *gasp* won't end! How many things are we *pant* supposed to do!?
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png It's a dodecathlon! Twelve *pant* events. I can't go on…
Barney Sad Icon.png None of these *hic* bottles have beer in them. What is this clear *pant* tasteless liquid?
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png I haven't even fired the starter pistol. All you've done is walked from the locker room to the gym.

Springfield Games Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png The Springfield Games are a disaster! Why did I assume this town was in good enough shape to compete in any athletic event, let alone 12!
Bart Icon.png It's not a complete disaster. There's still one event left!
Lisa Happy Icon.png Go-Karts! Of course. We'll open up the race to the adults.
Lugash Icon.png Now is your chance, children. Prove to adults that you're not just the future, but also the present!
Lugash Annoyed Icon.png Your birth crushed their dreams, now let your Go-Karts crush their bodies!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Happy Icon.png The winner of the Go-Kart Race, and the Springfield Games is Bart...
Quimby Icon.png Followed by Martin, Milhouse, and then Nelson!
Lugash Happy Icon.png You see! Suffering breeds success, much like Lugash breeds snapping turtles. I am a man of many passions.
Quimby Icon.png Congratulations boys. Here are your prizes – gift cards!
Quimby Embarrassed Icon.png You would have had medals but medal-smithing was the 11th Dodecathalon event and no one came close to finishing.

Go-Kart Racing[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Fixing children's Go-Kart Races. This is almost as low as when we held that baby's nose hostage for weeks.
Fat Tony Icon.png You there, you look like a smart lad. You're going to throw this race in the third lap.
Martin Angry Icon.png That's cheating! I refuse. It's man's code of ethics that separates us from the animals.
Fat Tony Angry Icon.png Do it or I'll break your legs.
Martin Surprised Icon.png Caving on your principles out of fear is another thing that separates us from the animals.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png I'm glad you came around to my way of thinking, kid.
Martin Sad Icon.png I didn't mean to lose! I thought I was sure to win with trigonometry on my side. I guess math isn't the steroid I thought it was.
Fat Tony Icon.png Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night. For me, it's a white noise machine.
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