Spooky Gorge is a side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the premium decoration Spooky Gorge.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Spooky Gorge Pt. 1 Reach Level 17 and Build Police Station
Make Wiggum Fall Into Spooky Gorge
4h Cash100
Spooky Gorge Pt. 2 Make Wiggum Continue to Lose His Mind 4h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Spooky Gorge Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Serious Icon.png All right you teenagers, move along. None of your making out overlooking the spooky gorge.
Jimbo Icon.png It’s weird. We know the gorge is messy and dangerous, but there’s something about it that keeps attracting us.
Shauna Icon.png It’s like the gulch version of teenage sex. I’m Shauna.
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Well, just stay clear of the edge, okay? You kids don’t have my cat-like balance.

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Surprised Icon.png My cat-like balance has deserted me! Aaaaaahh.
Shauna Icon.png He fell in the Spooky Gorge. Should we tell the police.
Jimbo Icon.png He *is* the police. So technically they already know.
Shauna Icon.png Then let’s make out.

Spooky Gorge Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Lost Icon.png Chief Wiggum’s journal. I have been trapped in this Spooky Gorge for days.
Wiggum Lost Icon.png The only thing I’ve had to eat are these bright red berries, which I’ve been washing down with my own urine.
Wiggum Lost Icon.png I found a creek of fresh water yesterday, but I’d gotten used to pee flavor.
Wiggum Lost Icon.png If anyone finds this, tell Sarah I love her, and tell Ralphie that noses are for breathing, not picking.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lou Surprised Icon.png Oh my God! Chief, we finally found you.
Wiggum Lost Icon.png Look, Lou, I can fly. I’m a golden eagle.
Lou Disappointed Icon.png Ok, Chief. Let's get you home and off these wild insanity-berries.
Wiggum Lost Icon.png No one’s taking my berries! I’m hiding in the gorge forever!
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