Spin Up to the Streets
Release Date
July 13, 2015
Spin Up to the Streets is a limited time side questline involving the character Ralph Wiggum and his Ballet Ralph 's new costume released on July 13, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event 's Act 3.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 1
Make Ballet Ralph Go to Dance Class
60m
100 10
Wiggum
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 2
Make Ballet Ralph Go to Dance Class
60m
100 10
Wiggum
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 3
Make Ballet Ralph Do a Somersault
4h
100 10
Ralph
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 4
Make Ballet Ralph Dance in the Recital Make Wiggum Attend Dance Recital
12h 12h
100 10
Ralph
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 5
Make Ballet Ralph Tap Dance
8h
100 10
Wiggum
Dialogue [ ]
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Bad news, Ralphie. Your mother signed you up for dance classes. I know that's something no little boy wants to hear."
"Dancers wear tights just like superheroes."
"I suppose that's true. Anyway, just get through a few lessons, then we'll convince your ma to sign you up for a sport instead. Okay?"
"Dancing is when you just can't stop. Shake it. Shake that thing."
"I don't like where this is headed..."
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I hope your first day of dance class wasn't too embarrassing, Ralphie."
"I expressed my laughings and my cryings through movement!"
"Uh... that's great. Good for you."
"When I point my toe in any direction, there's a funny french name for it. I love dance-y class."
"Oh, boy."
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Teacher says I'm the best rock in the dance where some of us are rocks."
"Great, son. Just remember, pretty soon we can quit awful, awful dance class and get you playing sports."
"What's sports?"
"Oh, God! The words that mean I've failed as a father! This isn't happening!"
"I gotta get you out of that dance class."
"Teacher says dance is the only legimitate art form."
"Now you're dissing other art forms -- INCLUDING slam poetry AND glass blowing -- and I'm getting mad. I need to talk to this teacher of yours..."
"While daddy is shooting teacher, everyone enjoy my sumbersaults."
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Son, I talked to this dance teacher of yours, and... he says you're really talented."
"He says he's never seen ANYBODY who felt less shame to be wearing tights in front of others."
"That's mostly what being a good dancer is, apparently. Lack of shame."
"Daddy is proud of me. But not too proud."
"I'm sorry, son. I AM proud. I've just got these old-fashioned prejudices against boys and dance."
"Dance with me, daddy."
"I can't, son. I just can't."
"You don't need to be ma-shamed."
"No, I mean I physically can't. Daddy has a 150% blockage in every artery in his body. Doctor says it's statistically impossible I'm still alive."
"But I can still go to your recital. Recitals are just sitting. And Daddy is great at sitting!"
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Ralphy, you're an amazing dancer! Your Dad is real, real proud of you."
"Imagine how these new movement skills of yours will translate to football, or basketball, or any sport at all! Now that dance class is over, I mean."
"Tap class. Tap class now!"
"Oh. You want to go to tap dancing class, now? Yeah, I guess I saw that coming..."
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