Spin Up to the Streets is a limited time side questline involving the character Ralph Wiggum and his Ballet Ralph's new costume released on July 13, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 3.


Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 1 Make Ballet Ralph Go to Dance Class 60m Cash100
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 2 Make Ballet Ralph Go to Dance Class 60m Cash100
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 3 Make Ballet Ralph Do a Somersault 4h Cash100
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 4 Make Ballet Ralph Dance in the Recital
Make Wiggum Attend Dance Recital
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 5 Make Ballet Ralph Tap Dance 8h Cash100


Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Sad Icon "Bad news, Ralphie. Your mother signed you up for dance classes. I know that's something no little boy wants to hear."
Ralph Happy Icon "Dancers wear tights just like superheroes."
Wiggum Icon "I suppose that's true. Anyway, just get through a few lessons, then we'll convince your ma to sign you up for a sport instead. Okay?"
Ralph Happy Icon "Dancing is when you just can't stop. Shake it. Shake that thing."
Wiggum Serious Icon "I don't like where this is headed..."

Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "I hope your first day of dance class wasn't too embarrassing, Ralphie."
Ballet Ralph Icon "I expressed my laughings and my cryings through movement!"
Wiggum Confused Icon "Uh... that's great. Good for you."
Ballet Ralph Happy Icon "When I point my toe in any direction, there's a funny french name for it. I love dance-y class."
Wiggum Sad Icon "Oh, boy."

Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Ballet Ralph Icon "Teacher says I'm the best rock in the dance where some of us are rocks."
Wiggum Icon "Great, son. Just remember, pretty soon we can quit awful, awful dance class and get you playing sports."
Ballet Ralph Icon "What's sports?"
Wiggum Surprised Icon "Oh, God! The words that mean I've failed as a father! This isn't happening!"
Wiggum Surprised Icon "I gotta get you out of that dance class."
Ballet Ralph Icon "Teacher says dance is the only legimitate art form."
Wiggum Angry Icon "Now you're dissing other art forms -- INCLUDING slam poetry AND glass blowing -- and I'm getting mad. I need to talk to this teacher of yours..."
Ballet Ralph Happy Icon "While daddy is shooting teacher, everyone enjoy my sumbersaults."

Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "Son, I talked to this dance teacher of yours, and... he says you're really talented."
Wiggum Icon "He says he's never seen ANYBODY who felt less shame to be wearing tights in front of others."
Wiggum Icon "That's mostly what being a good dancer is, apparently. Lack of shame."
Ballet Ralph Icon "Daddy is proud of me. But not too proud."
Wiggum Sad Icon "I'm sorry, son. I AM proud. I've just got these old-fashioned prejudices against boys and dance."
Ballet Ralph Happy Icon "Dance with me, daddy."
Wiggum Sad Icon "I can't, son. I just can't."
Ballet Ralph Icon "You don't need to be ma-shamed."
Wiggum Sad Icon "No, I mean I physically can't. Daddy has a 150% blockage in every artery in his body. Doctor says it's statistically impossible I'm still alive."
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon "But I can still go to your recital. Recitals are just sitting. And Daddy is great at sitting!"

Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon "Ralphy, you're an amazing dancer! Your Dad is real, real proud of you."
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon "Imagine how these new movement skills of yours will translate to football, or basketball, or any sport at all! Now that dance class is over, I mean."
Ballet Ralph Icon "Tap class. Tap class now!"
Wiggum Sad Icon "Oh. You want to go to tap dancing class, now? Yeah, I guess I saw that coming..."



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