Speak No Evil, is a limited-time premium side questline that was released on October 4, 2023, for the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event. It requires the premium characters, Alien Bart and The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. It was preceded by the premium questline, Now You See Me,.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Speak No Evil, Pt. 1 | Make Alien Bart Go With Wiggum Make Wiggum Take Alien Bart to Therapy* Make Marvin Monroe Get a Chill Down His Spine** |
4h 4h 4h |
 100  10
|
Alien Bart |
| Speak No Evil, Pt. 2 | Make Dr. Hot Dog Compose Himself*** Make Alien Bart Stare Around the Room Make The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Loom Nervously |
4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Alien Bart |
| Speak No Evil, Pt. 3 | Make The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Loom to Moe's Make Alien Bart Stare Silently Around Moe's |
4h 4h |
200 20
|
Alien Bart |
*Only appears if the player has Wiggum.
**Only appears if the player has Marvin Monroe.
***Only appears if the player has Dr. Hot Dog.
Dialogue[]
Speak No Evil, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
What do you got for me, Wiggum? |
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A weird kid who's been stalking the Simpson boy and his friend. |
| File:Alien Bart Icon.png | ... |
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What do you want me to do about it? |
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I don't know. You're the judge. Aren't you supposed to make decisions? |
| File:Alien Bart Happy Icon.png | ... |
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He doesn't look like a threat to anyone... |
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Get him to a therapist for a few sessions and then let him go. |
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Passing the buck. I like it. The we're both off the hook. All right, kid. Come with me. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Chief Wiggum, what can I do for you today? |
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Got a kid here, court-ordered therapy. Your problem now. |
| File:Alien Bart Confused Icon.png | ... |
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...not this again. |
Speak No Evil, Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
It's good to share your emotions and not keep them buried under your hood. |
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... |
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*hears knocking on the door* Excuse me, let me just see who this is. Come in! |
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*opens the door* Okay, Doc. Got you another problem case. |
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Dr. Monroe?! You do realize that I'm in the middle of a session– |
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This can't wait. I'm leaving him with you. |
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...but... |
| File:Alien Bart Confused Icon.png | ... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Confused Icon.png | ... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
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Well, that was surprising. How 'bout we make this a group session. |
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... |
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Thank you for your flexibility. Now, may we have your name? |
| File:Alien Bart Confused Icon.png | ... |
Speak No Evil, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| - | Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
|
|
This has been a wonderful session. Not a lot of chit-chat. I like that. | |
| File:Alien Bart Happy Icon.png | ... | |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Happy Icon.png | ... | |
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Thank you both for being so open with me. | |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas yet to Come Icon.png | ... | |
| File:Alien Bart Icon.png | ... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Alien Bart Icon.png | ... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Surprised Icon.png | ... |
| File:Alien Bart Annoyed Icon.png | ... |
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... |
| File:Alien Bart Icon.png | ... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Confused Icon.png | ... |
| File:Alien Bart Happy Icon.png | ... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Happy Icon.png | ... |
|
For once I understood a conversation in this bar. |
