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Son of Anarchy is a limited time side questline involving the character Kearney's Other Son. It was released on December 8, 2015, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 3.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Kearney's Other Son Collect Pacifiers (2700) - Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Son of Anarchy Pt. 1 Make Kearney's Other Son Attend Budget Daycare 12h Cash100
Experience10
Kearney's Other Son
Son of Anarchy Pt. 2 Make Kearney's Other Son Move Beer Cases 24h Cash100
Experience10
Moe
Son of Anarchy Pt. 3 Make Moe Break Up a Baby Fight 2h Cash100
Experience10
Kearney's Other Son
Son of Anarchy Pt. 4 Make Kearney's Other Son Throw Out Drunks 8h Cash100
Experience10
Moe
Son of Anarchy Pt. 5 Make Kearney's Other Son Tunnel to Freedom 4h Cash100
Experience10
Moe

Dialogue[]

Son of Anarchy Pt. 1[]

Character Dialogue
Barney Sad Icon "I'm tellin' ya, Moe, them animals you got in that petting zoo are vicious."
Barney Sad Icon "Two of them started kicking and biting me when I fed them a cracker."
Moe Exhausted Icon "Barney, that was two of the kids that did that."
Barney Icon "Maybe you better explain to me the difference between a child and a sheep."

Son of Anarchy Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Moe Angry Icon "Hey, why is my beer delivery still out here on the sidewalk?"
Barney Icon "Since he got that disease, the delivery guy said he won't come inside anymore."
Moe Sad Icon "You tell that delivery guy, I got no control over where black mold wants to go!"
Homer Icon "Moe, looks like you're gonna need someone with the strength of two men to move that beer delivery before the sun gets to it."
Moe Icon "Or… one unnaturally muscular baby – Kearney's other kid!"
Kearney's Other Son Icon "*nod*"

Son of Anarchy Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Barney Icon "Aw, look, all the babies out back are surrounding that big one. So cute."
Moe Icon "Babies got a natural pecking order. They come to know and respect the toughest one of the herd."
Barney Icon "Looks like they're respecting him with a bunch of makeshift weapons!"
Moe Shocked Icon "Sharpened rattles! Teething ring brass knuckles! A busy-box torture device!"
Moe Worried Icon "I gotta get out there and protect my investment!"
Moe Sad Icon "And start frisking those little jerks a little better!"

Son of Anarchy Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon "Good job stacking those beer kegs, muscle kid Kearney."
Kearney's Other Son Icon "*nod*"
Barney Icon "Wow, Moe, you hardly have to lift a finger with that baby around."
Moe Icon "Yeah, I avoided babies all my life, never knowin' I could use them to do all the things I didn't want to do."
Moe Icon "Hey, muscle kid. Clean and jerk Barney like a barbell."
Kearney's Other Son Icon "*nod*"

Son of Anarchy Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
Moe Sad Icon "What's goin' on with all this garbage piling up? My trash rats are all confused!"
Moe Sad Icon "Where's that muscle kid? He was supposed be in charge of all this."
Barney Icon "I haven't seen him all morning."
Moe Worried Icon "He's just a baby. A baby that does all my heavy liftin' Where could he be?"
Moe Shocked Icon "Is that… a hole? No fair! He's been usin' his muscles for escapin'?"
Moe Sad Icon "Kids these day just don't want to be illegally worked long hours."
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