Solid Gold is a premium side questline released on June 26, 2014, as part of Gil's offer, Mansion of Solid Gold Promo. It requires the premium building Mansion of Solid Gold.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Icon Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Homer Sidebar.png Solid Gold Pt. 1 Make Homer Try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold 4h Cash100
Solid Gold Pt. 2 Make Homer Try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold 4h Cash100
Cletus Sidebar.png Solid Gold Pt. 3 Make Cletus Strip Copper from Mansion of Solid Gold 6h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Solid Gold Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Ohh, look at that shiny gold mansion!
Lisa Icon.png Yeah, it's nice. A little flashy... but nice.
Homer Icon.png I'm so happy the person playing this game is a gemmer... I mean, donuter.
Homer Icon.png Just think of all the poor Homers in all the other towns controlled by more frugal and/or less impulsive players.
Lisa Icon.png Yeah, I suppose. There's something to be said for good money management, though.
Homer Happy Icon.png Pfft, please. Those Homers would be lucky just to have a Burn's mansion in their town. But I've got the best mansion in the game!
Homer Dreamy Icon.png A mansion of solid gold!
Homer Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go peel the gold foil off and eat the chocolate underneath.
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png What?!

Solid Gold Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon.png Ow, dear God! I think I chipped a tooth! Why did I do that for four hours?!
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png What were you thinking, Dad? It's a Mansion of Solid Gold! What part of that don't you understand?
Homer Sad Icon.png The "solid" part apparently.
Homer Sad Icon.png Also why'd I do that for four hours?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png That tooth looks bad. You should probably go see a doctor, or dentist, or veterinarian or something.
Homer Icon.png Thanks sweetie, I will. Right after lunch.

Solid Gold Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cletus Smiling Icon.png Ooh, look at that fancy giant shack. It glitters all yellowy, like the tooth we pulled from that hobo.
Brandine Icon.png That's because it's made of fake tooth stuff! Pure gold, I hear told.
Cletus Icon.png Gold? Yellow oil? California tea?
Brandine Icon.png Yep. And it's supposed to be state of the art. They even got one of them indoor outhouses... with copper plumbing, I heard tell.
Cletus Shocked Icon.png COPPER?!
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