Social Engineering
Release Date
September 4, 2015
Social Engineering is a limited time side questline involving the character Sebastian Cobb . It was released on September 4, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event 's Act 3.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Social Engineering Pt. 1
Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off
60m
100 10
Sebastian Cobb
Social Engineering Pt. 2
Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off
60m
100 10
Sebastian Cobb
Social Engineering Pt. 3
Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle and Uter Have a German Off
60m
100 10
Sebastian Cobb
Social Engineering Pt. 4
Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality Make Moe Wallow in Depression (If the player has him)
60m 60m
100 10
Sebastian Cobb
Dialogue [ ]
Social Engineering Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here."
"As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast!"
"I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it!"
"I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together."
"Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically."
"But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for."
"You made the wrong mad scientist mad!"
Social Engineering Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense."
"Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle."
"Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer?"
"I should say not."
"You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing."
"Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself."
"When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored!"
Social Engineering Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium."
"Worst. Joke. Ever."
"I need a niche... but what?"
"What?"
"Yes, what."
"I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way."
"Yes, that is because of my German accent."
"Hey, maybe that can be my thing!"
"Zat seems unlikely."
"There are already TWO of us."
Social Engineering Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist."
"Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing!"
"You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine."
*sigh* "I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield."
"Well, at least that's something."
"You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique!"
"There you go. Everyone's happy!"
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