|“||Look mom, no hands.||”|
— Soccer Lisa's unlock message.
Homer referees Lisa's soccer game and his subpar skills frustrate Lisa. Then, stung by her criticism, he learns the rules of soccer and becomes a better referee, impressing Lisa. However, Homer gives her a yellow card after Ronaldo points out that she is a "flopper", then a red card for bad sportsmanship when she rips the yellow card, causing her to be ejected from the game.
|When Selected||When sent on a job||When collecting from a job|
|"You can't give me a Yellow Card!"||"From now on, I'll play soccer for the same reason I study chemistry - for fun!|
|"I fell in love with the game when I saw 'Bend it Like Beckham'!"|