"You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work." "I should go on one of those traveling staycations I've been hearing so much about." "Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Why not, Mississippi?"
"Yo, let me know when you're going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you." "Unless you don't have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier."
"On second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I've been hearing so much about."
"Ah, nature - can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries." "This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place - lax building codes."
"That vacation reminded me that I'm so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I'm also a man that passes down verdicts." "Time to start living my dreams." "Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor." "Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-phone production of 'The Exodus'." "I did have a short lived TV show called 'Naked Court.' At least they told me it was a TV show..."