"You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work." "I should go on one of those traveling staycations I've been hearing so much about." "Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Why not, Mississippi?"
"Yo, let me know when you're going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you." "Unless you don't have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier."
"On second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I've been hearing so much about."
Job Started[]
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"Ah, nature - can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries." "This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place - lax building codes."
Snyder House Rules Pt. 2[]
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"That vacation reminded me that I'm so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I'm also a man that passes down verdicts." "Time to start living my dreams." "Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor." "Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-phone production of 'The Exodus'." "I did have a short lived TV show called 'Naked Court.' At least they told me it was a TV show..."
Snyder House Rules Pt. 3[]
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"Hey hey hey! Judge Snyder! I admit I was drunk but Mr. Teeny was behind the wheel - I swear!"
"Actually I'm looking to branch out from the under-appreciated world of justice to the over-appreciated world of acting. I'm auditioning for the role of Moses."
"Wonderful! But you'll never get it like that. Justice might be blind, but the public isn't. And you're a little too..."
"...rotund?"
"No, that's not the word I'm looking for. Hefty? Heavy-Set? I got it - morbidly obese!"
"I feel we could have stopped at rotund."
Snyder House Rules Pt. 4[]
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"Judge Snyder! This time both Mr. Teeny and I where drunk but I don't think a crop duster is considered a vehicle."
"No Krusty, I'm still here for the audition. I've lost 30 pounds. Plus I donated my robe to be turned into a 6-person tent." "So are you ready to part the Red Sea for me?"
"What? Oh yeah, Moses. Well, no one is going to see the film anyway. You've got yourself a deal."