Choice unlock. Thanks a, like, million.
 
— Snake's unlock message


Snake Jailbird is a non-premium character in the Villains collection. He is unlocked upon building Springfield Penitentiary.

About[edit | edit source]

Chester "Snake" Turley, or Snake Jailbird, also known as Professor Jailbird, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, and Detention Bird, is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely appearing to stay in prison. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent. He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon. In a documentary by Declan Desmond showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum. Snake referred to himself as "Professor Jailbird;" it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist, until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins that Snake had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, so he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores). Snake also has a son named Jeremy. It is stated that Snake had previously spent time in a juvenile facility, suggesting he was a criminal before being an archaeologist.


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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Comb Your Bitchin' Hair Cash3
Experience1
45s - Check.png
Recruit Some Muscle Yoga Mats1
Experience3
8m L.A. Body Works Nope.png
Rob the Kwik E Mart Cash70
Experience17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Check.png
Rob Krusty Burger Cash175
Experience45
4h Krusty Burger Check.png
Con Money From Old People Cash275
Experience70
8h Retirement Castle Nope.png
Pose For A Police Lineup Cash420
Experience100
12h Police Station Nope.png
Serve Time Cash600
Experience150
24h Springfield Penitentiary Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Collect Payments NARA Certification Stars Indicator.png1 3h ? Cheap Space Homer Nope.png
Enjoy Milk and Cookies Cash110
Experience27
2h Re-Neducation Center Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2 Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
Experience45
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
Experience70
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
Experience70
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
Experience70
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash500
Experience110
16h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
Experience100
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
Experience150
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash70
Experience17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
Experience45 
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
Experience45
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55 
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
Experience110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
Experience150
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Snake was supposed to be the criminal to be tapped, until Sideshow Bob was chosen for that part. He was then made controllable in the initial release of the game, but stills walk faster than the other characters.
  • He is the first character to have a job with a profane word in it.
  • Most of his visual tasks involve him robbing a building, though they all have the same animation: Snake standing in front of said building and pointing a gun at both sides, while beckoning for money.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"I'm gonna like totally waste you." "Dude that's harsh." "Huh." "Ho Ho!"
"Hoah..."
"Ohh..."
"Huhum..."


Gallery[edit | edit source]

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