“ | Choice unlock. Thanks a, like, million. | ” |
— Snake's unlock message
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Snake Jailbird is a non-premium character in the Villains collection. He is unlocked upon building Springfield Penitentiary.
About[]
Chester "Snake" Turley, or Snake Jailbird, also known as Professor Jailbird, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, and Detention Bird, is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely appearing to stay in prison. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent. He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon. In a documentary by Declan Desmond showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum. Snake referred to himself as "Professor Jailbird;" it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist, until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins that Snake had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, so he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores). Snake also has a son named Jeremy. It is stated that Snake had previously spent time in a juvenile facility, suggesting he was a criminal before being an archaeologist.
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Jobs[]
Regular[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual | Good? |
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Comb Your Bitchin' Hair | 3 1 |
45s | - | ||
Recruit Some Muscle | 1 3 |
8m | L.A. Body Works | ||
Rob the Kwik E Mart | 70 17 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | ||
Rob Krusty Burger | 175 45 |
4h | Krusty Burger | ||
Get His Lift On | 175 45 |
4h | Mirrored Lugash's Gym | ||
Con Money From Old People | 275 70 |
8h | Retirement Castle | ||
Pose For A Police Lineup | 420 100 |
12h | Police Station | ||
Serve Time | 600 150 |
24h | Springfield Penitentiary |
Event Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Collect Payments | 1 | 3h | ? | Cheap Space Homer | |
Enjoy Milk and Cookies | 110 27 |
2h | Re-Neducation Center | Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2 |
Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | 175 45 |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 | |
Go to Stu's Disco | 275 70 |
8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 | |
Eat at the Frying Dutchman | 275 70 |
8h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 | |
Eat at Luigi's | 275 70 |
8h | Luigi's | Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 | |
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita | 500 110 |
16h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 | |
Storm Police Station | 420 100 |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 | |
Protest | 600 150 |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 |
Limited Time[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Buy Fireworks | 70 17 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 | |
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving | 175 45 |
4h | Simpson House | Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 | |
Eat at a Restaurant | 17 45 |
4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | |
Enjoy a Beer | 17 45 |
4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | |
Drink Craft Beer | 175 45 |
4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 | |
Shop for Loved Ones | 22 55 |
6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | |
Overeat | 27 70 |
8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | |
Drink Too Much | 27 70 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | |
Hunt for the Simpsons | 27 70 |
8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | |
Stampede Stores | 42 100 |
12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | |
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash | 500 110 |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 | |
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 600 150 |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 |
Costumes[]
Trivia[]
- Snake was supposed to be the criminal to be tapped, until Sideshow Bob was chosen for that part. He was then made controllable in the initial release of the game, but stills walk faster than the other characters.
- He is the first character to have a job with a profane word in it.
- Most of his visual tasks involve him robbing a building, though they all have the same animation: Snake standing in front of said building and pointing a gun at both sides, while beckoning for money.
Quotes[]
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"I'm gonna like totally waste you." | "Dude that's harsh." | "Huh." | "Ho Ho!" |
"Hoah..." | |||
"Ohh..." | |||
"Huhum..." |