Snake

“	Choice unlock. Thanks a, like, million.	”
	— Snake's unlock message

Snake Jailbird is a non-premium character in the Villains collection. He is unlocked upon building Springfield Penitentiary.

About[]

Chester "Snake" Turley, or Snake Jailbird, also known as Professor Jailbird, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, and Detention Bird, is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely appearing to stay in prison. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent. He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon. In a documentary by Declan Desmond showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum. Snake referred to himself as "Professor Jailbird;" it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist, until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins that Snake had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, so he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores). Snake also has a son named Jeremy. It is stated that Snake had previously spent time in a juvenile facility, suggesting he was a criminal before being an archaeologist.

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Jobs[]

Regular[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Comb Your Bitchin' Hair	3 1	45s	-
Recruit Some Muscle	1 3	8m	L.A. Body Works
Rob the Kwik E Mart	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart
Rob Krusty Burger	175 45	4h	Krusty Burger
Get His Lift On	175 45	4h	Mirrored Lugash's Gym
Con Money From Old People	275 70	8h	Retirement Castle
Pose For A Police Lineup	420 100	12h	Police Station
Serve Time	600 150	24h	Springfield Penitentiary

Event Quest Based[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Collect Payments	1	3h	?	Cheap Space Homer
Enjoy Milk and Cookies	110 27	2h	Re-Neducation Center	Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2

Quest Based[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt.4
Eat at the Frying Dutchman	275 70	8h	The Frying Dutchman	The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	500 110	16h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Storm Police Station	420 100	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Protest	600 150	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Limited Time[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Buy Fireworks	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart	Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	175 45	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175 45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Costumes[]

Trivia[]

Snake was supposed to be the criminal to be tapped, until Sideshow Bob was chosen for that part. He was then made controllable in the initial release of the game, but stills walk faster than the other characters.
He is the first character to have a job with a profane word in it.
Most of his visual tasks involve him robbing a building, though they all have the same animation: Snake standing in front of said building and pointing a gun at both sides, while beckoning for money.