Smithers

“	Tell me what to do. It's what I live for.	”
	— Smithers' unlock message

Smithers is a non-premium character released on January 11, 2013, along with the Level 25 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Burns Manor.

About[edit | edit source]

Waylon J. Smithers, Jr. (better known as "Mr. Smithers" or simply "Smithers") is Mr. Burns' personal assistant, executive, and self-proclaimed best friend. He lived with Burns since he was an infant, and though partly raised by him, Burns never saw Smithers as a stepson, nor as an heir to his possessions.

In many ways, Mr. Smithers represents the stereotype of the closeted gay man, and numerous overt allusions and double entendres to his homosexuality are made (especially towards Mr. Burns), as he lives in the Gay Neighborhood. Smithers' loyalty towards his boss is often portrayed as exaggerated and superfluous.

He is deathly allergic to bee stings.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Visual
Pickup Burns' Pill Cocktail	1 5	12m	John's Pharmaceuticals
Tidy Up in the Closet	70 17	60m	Burns Manor
Evaluate Unused Property	110 27	2h	Burns' Summer Mansion
Exercise for Mr. Burns	140 34	60m	Mr. Burns
Check the Mail	175 45	4h	Springfield Post Office
Relax at the Mountain Lodge	175 45	4h	Mountain Lodge
Dance Outside the Steel Mill	300 75	5h	Ajax Steel Mill
Write Malibu Stacey News Letter	225 55	6h	Burns Manor
Whip It!	275 70	8h	-
Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck	420 100	12h	-
Plant Shift	500 125	16h	Control Building
Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank	600 150	24h	Police Station	/

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend AA Meeting	70 17	60m	First Church of Springfield	Executive Lackey Pt. 7
Sip Apple-tinis at Moe's	175 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Carl's Rise Up The Ladder Pt. 2
Testify	350 90	4h	Court House and Judge Snyder	Testify! Pt. 1
Do Paperwork	275 70	8h	Control Building	A Woman's Work Pt. 6

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Celebrate Diversity	420 100	12h	Simpson House	Springfield Over the Rainbow Pt. 5
Do All the Work	420 100	12h	Burns' Casino	The Bloviator Pt. 3
Cage Dance	600 150	24h	Brown House	Under the Tentacles Pt. 3
Deny Requests for Access	600 150	24h	Burns' Casino	The Bloviator Pt. 2

Promo's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Paint Pigeons Black	110 27	2h	Control Building	Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 2

Special Updates Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Stock up on Mr. Burn's Medications	175 45	4h	Burns Manor, 75	Lodge A Complaint Pt.5
Stockpile Coffee	225 55	6h	Burns Manor, 75	Lodge A Complaint Pt.2
Create Lifelong Exercise Plan	275 70	8h	Burns Manor, 75	Lodge A Complaint Pt.4
Plan Interior Decoration	420 100	12h	Burns Manor, 200	Lodge A Complaint Pt.1
Plan Sophisticated Security	420 100	12h	Burns Manor, 100	Lodge A Complaint Pt.3
Document Mr. Burns Achievemnts	420 100	12h	Burns Manor, 50	Lodge A Complaint Pt.7
Advertise Call for Organ Donors	600 250	24h	Burns Manor, 75	Lodge A Complaint Pt.6

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Ride the Ferris Wheel	525 135	10h	Mr. Burns, Ferris Wheel	Fantastic Ferris Wheel
Wander Aimlessly	600 150	24h	Springfield Nuclear Power Plant	Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 9

Limited Time

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Buy Fireworks	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart	Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	175 45	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175 45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Put Up The Decorations	10 125	16h	Burns Manor	-
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Jobs Involved[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Ebenezer Burns

Money Fight! - 24h

Fairy Kodos

Spread Glitter Around Town - 24h

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Mr. Burns

Shop Till You Drop - 3h

Events's Quest Based Jobs

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Change a Tire - 12h

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
I'll marry who I want!	That is a gun in my pants!	I'll just pretend this thing is trying to come between me and Mr. Burns...	Mr. Burns has an enchanting musk!"
I, uh, don't really consider myself much of a follower.	I'm experiencing a whole rainbow of gay feelings!	I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"	Mr. Burns forever!"
Destroy this thing- I'll take my rage out of the closet!
Aaahaaaah!

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

When Smithers is sent on his 24 hours task Sleep it Off in the Drunk Tank he walks to the Police Station looking very drunken, much like he does when he performs the 12 hours task Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck.