Slack-Jawed Yokel

DialogueEdit

Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"The food in this store is even more expired than normal!" "I need a new supplier! Perhaps someone with access to roadkill..."

Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Genius! Now local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"
	"Beg pardon?"
	"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."
	"Why didn't ya say so?"

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Here you go, Mr. Cityfeller."
	"Jumping Shiva, they're disgusting! Which means my customers will love them."

Hey Whittle, WhittleEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Reckon I could use this time to whittle up a toy for my newborn." "Maybe a nice pointy stick for pokin' t'other kids." "All the latest studies say babies learn about their world by pokin' it."

Let Yer Hillbillies be HillbilliesEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"It's always the right time..."
	"Dad, are you okay?"
	"It's always the right time..."
	"Dad, seriously, what's wrong?"
	"...the right time, for the clean taste of Duff Beer!" "The right time..."
	"I thinks your Pa just needs some alcy-hol." "If'n you like, I'll whip up a brach of my famous rotgut moonshine."
	"Thank you, Mr. Spuckler."
	"Now, you wouldn't happen to have two gallons of paint thinner, would you?"
	"No. Why?"
	"No reason."