"The food in this store is even more expired than normal!"
"I need a new supplier! Perhaps someone with access to roadkill..."
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"Genius! Now local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"
"Beg pardon?"
"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."
"Why didn't ya say so?"
End[]
Character
Dialogue
"Here you go, Mr. Cityfeller."
"Jumping Shiva, they're disgusting! Which means my customers will love them."
Hey Whittle, Whittle[]
Character
Dialogue
"Reckon I could use this time to whittle up a toy for my newborn." "Maybe a nice pointy stick for pokin' t'other kids." "All the latest studies say babies learn about their world by pokin' it."
Let Yer Hillbillies be Hillbillies[]
Character
Dialogue
"It's always the right time..."
"Dad, are you okay?"
"It's always the right time..."
"Dad, seriously, what's wrong?"
"...the right time, for the clean taste of Duff Beer!" "The right time..."
"I thinks your Pa just needs some alcy-hol." "If'n you like, I'll whip up a brach of my famous rotgut moonshine."
"Thank you, Mr. Spuckler."
"Now, you wouldn't happen to have two gallons of paint thinner, would you?"