Slack-Jawed Yokel

Slack-Jawed Yokel
Level Required	5
Number of Quests	4
Preceded By	Pave Paradise
Succeeded By	Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef

Slack-Jawed Yokel is a 4-part questline featuring Cletus and his farm.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Reward	Time	Triggered By
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1	Build Cletus's Farm	100 10 Unlock: Cletus	60m	Apu
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2	Plant Tomacco	100 10	30m*	Apu
Hey Whittle, Whittle	Make Cletus Whittle	100 10	60m	Cletus
Let Yer Hillbillies be Hillbillies	Make Cletus Brew Moonshine	100 10	24h	Homer

* 60m prior to August 2014

Dialogue

Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"The food in this store is even more expired than normal!" "I need a new supplier! Perhaps someone with access to roadkill..."

Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Genius! Now local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"
	"Beg pardon?"
	"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."
	"Why didn't ya say so?"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Here you go, Mr. Cityfeller."
	"Jumping Shiva, they're disgusting! Which means my customers will love them."

Hey Whittle, Whittle

Character	Dialogue
	"Reckon I could use this time to whittle up a toy for my newborn." "Maybe a nice pointy stick for pokin' t'other kids." "All the latest studies say babies learn about their world by pokin' it."

Let Yer Hillbillies be Hillbillies

Character	Dialogue
	"It's always the right time..."
	"Dad, are you okay?"
	"It's always the right time..."
	"Dad, seriously, what's wrong?"
	"...the right time, for the clean taste of Duff Beer!" "The right time..."
	"I thinks your Pa just needs some alcy-hol." "If'n you like, I'll whip up a brach of my famous rotgut moonshine."
	"Thank you, Mr. Spuckler."
	"Now, you wouldn't happen to have two gallons of paint thinner, would you?"
	"No. Why?"
	"No reason."