|Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1||Build Cletus's Farm||100|
|Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2||Plant Tomacco||100|
|Hey Whittle, Whittle||Make Cletus Whittle||100|
|Let Yer Hillbillies be Hillbillies||Make Cletus Brew Moonshine||100|
* 60m prior to August 2014
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1Edit
|"The food in this store is even more expired than normal!"
"I need a new supplier! Perhaps someone with access to roadkill..."
Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 2Edit
|"Genius! Now local hillbilly, would you kindly grow me some Tomacco?"|
|"Make up some of dem dere tomatoes what gots tobaccy in 'um and what grows from the ground."|
|"Why didn't ya say so?"|
|"Here you go, Mr. Cityfeller."|
|"Jumping Shiva, they're disgusting! Which means my customers will love them."|
Hey Whittle, WhittleEdit
|"Reckon I could use this time to whittle up a toy for my newborn."|
"Maybe a nice pointy stick for pokin' t'other kids."
"All the latest studies say babies learn about their world by pokin' it."
Let Yer Hillbillies be HillbilliesEdit
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