The Skinner House quests are the quest chains which include the building of the Skinner House. There are 8 quests in this quest chain group, and it was released with the Level 29 update on May 10, 2013. They all involve either Seymour Skinner, Agnes Skinner or both.

Storyline [edit | edit source]

Luigi starts a conversation with Skinner. He soon starts complaining about Willie inviting him over all the time, and decides to go bird watching. As for Luigi, he decides stay outside his restaurant, Luigi's, and plays the accordion whilst Skinner goes bird watching. Skinner then implies that he dislikes Luigi's music by wishing there are not any trees near his restaurant. After that, Milhouse tells Bart how much he misses his parents and how he would love to get them back. Bart listens, and this sparks the idea that they could rebuild Principal Skinner's house to prank, and his mother would arrive in town. After the Skinner House is built, Agnes arrives in town, and immediately has several demands for Skinner. Firstly, she decides to head over to the Church and hustle at a game of bingo. After she has finished her game of bingo, she sees her son. She explains to him how he should have more discipline and make sure rules are being kept to at the school. Obeying his mothers orders, Skinner goes to monitor the halls in an effort to please her.

After Agnes has told Skinner what to do, she feels she can relax a bit and decides to go on a date with her romantic interest, Comic Book Guy. Knowing that Skinner has monitored the halls for long enough, Agnes decides they should spend some time together doing silhouette night. After silhouette night is over, Skinner has to take action on the school by punishing all of the kids until they behave how his mother would like. Him and Mrs. Krabappel go to school to host the detention, whilst all of the kids are in detention 3 times. With all of the stress of telling her son what to do, Agnes finally decides enough is enough and goes home to enjoy a crossword puzzle to relax.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Principalling Around Make Skinner Go Bird Watching
Make Luigi Play the Accordion
Hey Milhouse—Eureka! Build the Skinner House 24h Cash100
There Are Winners And Skinners Pt.1 Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo 4h Cash100
There Are Winners And Skinners Pt.2 Make Skinner Monitor the Halls 12h Cash100
Community Service Make Agnes Get help to cross the street 2h Cash100
There Are Winners And Skinners Pt.3 Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night
Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night
Mad With Munipically Funded Power Make Martin Serve Detention (x3)
Make Lisa Serve Detention (x3)
Make Milhouse Serve Detention (x3)
Make Bart Serve Detention (x3)
Make Ralph Serve Detention (x3)
Make Nelson Serve Detention (x3)
Make Mrs. Krabappel Host Detention (x2)
Make Skinner Host Detention (x2)
6h (x3)
6h (x3)
6h (x3)
6h (x3)
6h (x3)
6h (x3)
12h (x2)
12h (x2)
There Are Winners And Skinners Pt.4 Make Agnes Do Crossword Puzzles 8h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Principalling Around[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Luigi Icon.png "Ah, a Principal Skinner! How good to a-hear your happy a-whistling. You are as full of life as pasta sauce is full of mustache hair."
Skinner Icon.png "Who wouldn’t smile in this wonderful, new Springfield? Nothing could ruin it."
Bart Icon.png "Hey Seymour, your office is full of anteaters. Also ants. Also you need to tell the cafeteria to order more honey because your office is full of that too. Heh heh."
Skinner Icon.png "Delightful! I needed some busy work for Willie. When he has nothing to do, he keeps inviting me to play board games. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to relax and take in the avian grandeur of our fair town."
Luigi Icon.png "And I will-a-romance the air with a-beautiful sounds of the accordion, the bagpipe of Italy."
Skinner Icon.png "Terrific. Hopefully, there aren’t any trees near your restaurant.

Hey Milhouse -- Eureka![edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Hey Bart, can I borrow some pillows? I want to build a pillow fort and see if my mommy and daddy appear in it."
Milhouse Icon.png "For dinner last night I sucked on pasta shells until they got soft in my mouth."
Bart Icon.png "Hmm, Springfielders do tend to appear when we build a new building. That gives me an idea..."
Milhouse Icon.png "To help me not be an orphan?"
Bart Icon.png "No, to really prank Skinner! We need to bring back the one thing that can get inside his head and ruin his happiness. His mother."
Milhouse Icon.png "Okay. But if we're going to build Skinner's house, We're going to need a lot more pillows."

There Are Winners And Skinners Part 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png "My house? Dear Lord, no. That means..."
Agnes Icon.png "Thought you'd gotten rid of me, did you? Now put on an apron and tidy up. Turns out Limbo is pretty dusty."
Skinner Icon.png "But Mother..."
Agnes Icon.png "No buts, Seymour. Get to work! When I get back from Bingo tonight, the table top better be clean enough for me to see my dissaproving face in it."

There Are Winners And Skinners Part 2[edit | edit source]

Skinner Icon.png "How come my computer isn't working? Mother, did you add parental controls to the internet?"
Agnes Icon.png "You're darn tooting. There are lots of naughty pictures in the Wikipedia."
Skinner Icon.png "I don't have time to fight you right now - I have to get to work... where no one can tell me what I can and can't look at, because we don't have any computers."

Community Service[edit | edit source]


There Are Winners And Skinners Part 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Agnes Icon.png "Son, I realize that since I've come back, we haven't spent any quality time together. So I'm forcing you to stay in and have fun with me."
Skinner Icon.png "I was planning to do one of the many exciting activities I often do, like bird watching or going to the Kwik-E-Mart or stargazing, if that's an option for me yet?"
Agnes Icon.png "I guess this Springfield is just like the old one - full of you disappointing me."
Skinner Icon.png "*sigh* Fine, Mother. I'll stay."
Agnes Icon.png "Pfft, Momma's boy."

Mad With Municipally Funded Power[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Martin Icon.png "Egads! I seem to have been mistakenly given a notice to tarry in detention."
Milhouse Icon.png "I got one too."
Lisa Icon.png "It looks like the whole school did."
Skinner Icon.png "And with the whole school in detention, both Mrs. Krabappel and I will have to stay late to supervise you. Very late.
Mrs. Krabappel Sad Icon.png "You monster! You can't do this tonight!"
Skinner Icon.png "I'm not. I'm doing this for the next several nights."

There Are Winners And Skinners Part 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Agnes Icon.png "Seymour! You're always sneaking off to your hidey-hole."
Skinner Icon.png "It's called a 'school' mother, Mother, and it's my job."
Agnes Icon.png "Well, I need your help with my crossword. What's a five letter word for 'someone who fails'? I tried 'Seymour', but it doesn't fit."
Skinner Icon.png "*sigh* L-O-S-E-R."
Agnes Icon.png "Thanks. I knew you'd be an expert."

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • It is the main quest chain of Level 29, as the second part of the Level 29 quests is a shorter chain of different named quests.

Removed quest[edit | edit source]

This quest was replaced by "Community Service" in May 2014.

Quest Requirements Reward
The Odd-Looking Couple Make Agnes Go on a Date With Comic Book Guy Cash100
Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Ahem. Is Agnes home? I would like to invite her to an evening of finding the service unacceptable and other such pleasures."
Skinner Icon.png "Mother, it's the Harold to your Maude."
Agnes Icon.png "Comic Book Guy! I can't believe there's enough room in this tiny town for your fat behind."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Agnes, is that your skin or did the Magna Carta loan you it's dried up parchment?"
Agnes Icon.png "Don't wait up for me, Seymour. And don't come into my room in the morning without knocking first."
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