Skinner

"Skinner" redirects here. For his mother, see Agnes.

“	Shouldn't you be in school?	”
	— Skinner's Unlock Message

Skinner is the first school worker to be unlocked, followed by Willie, Edna, Otto, Chalmers, Lunchlady Dora and Coach Krupt. He is the son of Agnes Skinner, who is unlocked after building the Springfield Elementary.

On July 15, 2015, along with the Level 55 update, Skinner’s look has been modified. See details below.

About[edit | edit source]

Armin Tamzarian, or W. Seymour Skinner or most known as Principal Skinner, (b. 1943) is the interim principal of Springfield Elementary School, and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. He struggles to control the crumbling school and is constantly engaged in a battle against its inadequate resources, apathetic and bitter teachers, and often rowdy and unenthusiastic students, Bart Simpson being a standout example. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the Vietnam War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia. As a result of his service in the Vietnam War, he is often plagued by horrible memories of his involvement via posttraumatic stress disorder, sometimes even happening at the most inopportune of times. It is also implied that he received a severe wound during the Vietnam War on his posterior to require a metal plate to be installed in it.

His superior is Chalmers.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Take Blind Taste Test	1 5	16m	Marketing Agency
Attend a Convention	40 10	30m	Convention Center
Shop at Kwik-E-Mart	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart
Dine at a Revolving Restaurant	110 27	2h	Sit-N-Rotate
Gather Plastic	10	2h	Plastic Depot
Attend Mensa Meeting	135 35	3h	Gazebo
Crossing Guard	175 45	4h	Springfield Elementary
Be Sharps Reunion	175 45	4h	Swap Meet Stage
Shred Enrollment Forms	175 45	4h	Waverly Hills Elementary
Dine at the Swanky Fish	300 75	5h	Swanky Fish
Interact with other Unsocial Intellects	300 75	5h	Springfield Observatory
Stargaze	350 90	6h	Springfield Observatory
Marvel at the Stars	250 60	7h	Astro-House
Assault the Bandit Fort	420 105	8h	Bandit Fort
Drink at Moe's	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern
Eat a Buffet Meal	525 130	10h	Up, Up and Buffet!
Monitor the Halls	420 100	12h	Springfield Elementary
Dress Bart Like an Elf	1000 220	16h	Springfield Elementary, Bart
Go Bird Watching	600 150	24h	Tree

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Listen to Complaints	175 45	4h	Springfield Elementary	Kruption Pt. 4
Host Detention	420 100	12h	Springfield Elementary	Mad With Municipally Funded Power
Crash at Bart's Treehouse	420 100	12h	Bart's Tree House	The World Is My Teacher Pt. 2
Crash at Willie's Shack	420 100	12h	Willie's Shack	Couch Surfin' U.S.A Pt. 1/2/3
Crash at the Buddhist Temple	420 100	12h	Springfield Buddhist Temple	Couch Surfin U.S.A Pt. 4
Crash at Wiggum House	420 100	12h	Wiggum House	Couch Surfin' U.S.A Pt. 5
Spend the Night at the Knowledgeum	420 100	12h	Springfield Knowledgeum	Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 2
Fix the Science Curriculum	420 100	12h	Springfield Elementary	Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Dine at the Revolving Restaurant	350 90	4h	Sit-N-Rotate AND Selma	Bring on the Revolution!
Order Soilant Red Vending Machines	275 70	8h	Springfield Elementary	Claw & Order Pt. 6
Creatively Direct School Funds	4 45	4h	Springfield Elementary	Weird Al-Truism

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt.4
Eat at the Frying Dutchman	275 70	8h	The Frying Dutchman	The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Storm Police Station	420 100	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	420 100	12h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Serve Time	600 150	24h	Springfield Penitentiary	Crackdown Pt. 2
Protest	600 150	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Krustyland Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Eat at Krustyland Burger	12 10	30m	Krustyland Burger
Take Part in a Sing-Along	82 70	8h	Sleeping Itchy's Castle
Ride the Happy Elves Ride	105 90	10h	Happy Little Elves Ride
Eat at the Food Needle	126 100	12h	The Food Needle
Stay at Krustyland Hotel	180 150	24h	Krustyland Hotel

Limited Time

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Buy Fireworks	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart	Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Secretly Meet with Lisa	175 45	4h	Springfield Elementary	Clandestine Nerd Pt. 1
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	175 45	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175 45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1
Hide From Lisa	600 150	24h	Springfield Elementary	Whacking Day Pt. 10/11
Search the School for Eggs	45 150	24h	Springfield Elementary	Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"I'm writing all your names on the detention list in my mind."	"This is a gross misuse of school property."	"Fine!"	"Good Lord!"
Mmm-hmm.			"Oh-ho!"
"Where are the dodgeballs?"
"What the...?"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

On June 14, 2015, during the End of School Promotion 2015, Skinner got a new animated decoration: Big Butt Skinner Balloon.
All their costumes appear in a character collection.

Grey Haired Skinner[edit | edit source]

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	"Mother, I've been thinking about joining a gym. You know, for the social aspect."
	"What do you think you are, Seymour? A teenager?"
	"Act your age! And, while you're at it, you should look your age, too."
	"Yes, Mother..."