"Skinner" redirects here. For his mother, see Agnes.

Shouldn't you be in school?
— Skinner's Unlock Message

Skinner is the first school worker to be unlocked, followed by Willie, Edna, Otto, Chalmers, Lunchlady Dora and Coach Krupt. He is the son of Agnes Skinner, who is unlocked after building the Springfield Elementary.

On July 15, 2015, along with the Level 55 update, Skinner’s look has been modified. See details below.

About[edit | edit source]

Armin Tamzarian, or W. Seymour Skinner or most known as Principal Skinner, (b. 1943) is the interim principal of Springfield Elementary School, and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. He struggles to control the crumbling school and is constantly engaged in a battle against its inadequate resources, apathetic and bitter teachers, and often rowdy and unenthusiastic students, Bart Simpson being a standout example. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the Vietnam War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia. As a result of his service in the Vietnam War, he is often plagued by horrible memories of his involvement via posttraumatic stress disorder, sometimes even happening at the most inopportune of times. It is also implied that he received a severe wound during the Vietnam War on his posterior to require a metal plate to be installed in it.

His superior is Chalmers.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Take Blind Taste Test Ads1
16m Marketing Agency Nope.png
Attend a Convention Cash40
30m Convention Center Nope.png
Shop at Kwik-E-Mart Cash70
60m Kwik-E-Mart Nope.png
Dine at a Revolving Restaurant Cash110
2h Sit-N-Rotate Nope.png
Gather Plastic Plastic Currency Icon.png10 2h Plastic Depot Check.png
Attend Mensa Meeting Cash135
3h Gazebo Nope.png
Process School Test Scores Cash135
3h Emma Nope.png
Crossing Guard Cash175
4h Springfield Elementary Check.png
Be Sharps Reunion Cash175
4h Swap Meet Stage Check.png
Practice Making Steamed Hams Cash175
4h Barbecue Battle Booth Nope.png
Shred Enrollment Forms Cash175
4h Waverly Hills Elementary Nope.png
Dine at the Swanky Fish Cash300
5h Swanky Fish Nope.png
Interact with other Unsocial Intellects Cash300
5h Springfield Observatory Nope.png
Stargaze Cash350
6h Springfield Observatory Nope.png
Marvel at the Stars Cash250
7h Astro-House Nope.png
Assault the Bandit Fort Cash420
8h Bandit Fort Check.png
Buy Mother's Prune Juice Cash275
8h Swapper Jack's Nope.png
Drink at Moe's Cash275
8h Moe's Tavern Nope.png
Eat a Buffet Meal Cash525
10h Up, Up and Buffet! Nope.png
Monitor the Halls Cash420
12h Springfield Elementary Nope.png
Dress Bart Like an Elf Cash1000
16h Springfield Elementary, Bart Nope.png
Go Bird Watching Cash600
24h Tree Check.png

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Listen to Complaints Cash175
4h Springfield Elementary Kruption Pt. 4 Nope.png
Host Detention Cash420
12h Springfield Elementary Mad With Municipally Funded Power Check.png
Crash at Bart's Treehouse Cash420
12h Bart's Tree House The World Is My Teacher Pt. 2 Nope.png
Crash at Willie's Shack Cash420
12h Willie's Shack Couch Surfin' U.S.A Pt. 1/2/3 Nope.png
Crash at the Buddhist Temple Cash420
12h Springfield Buddhist Temple Couch Surfin U.S.A Pt. 4 Nope.png
Crash at Wiggum House Cash420
12h Wiggum House Couch Surfin' U.S.A Pt. 5 Nope.png
Spend the Night at the Knowledgeum Cash420
12h Springfield Knowledgeum Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 2 Nope.png
Fix the Science Curriculum Cash420
12h Springfield Elementary Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3 Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Dine at the Revolving Restaurant Cash350
4h Sit-N-Rotate AND Selma Bring on the Revolution! Nope.png
Order Soilant Red Vending Machines Cash275
8h Springfield Elementary Claw & Order Pt. 6 Nope.png
Creatively Direct School Funds Friendmoocher Funds Icon.png4
4h Springfield Elementary Weird Al-Truism Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash420
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash600
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 2 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Krustyland Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Eat at Krustyland Burger Krustyland Tickets12
30m Krustyland Burger Nope.png
Take Part in a Sing-Along Krustyland Tickets82
8h Sleeping Itchy's Castle Nope.png
Ride the Happy Elves Ride Krustyland Tickets105
10h Happy Little Elves Ride Nope.png
Eat at the Food Needle Krustyland Tickets126
12h The Food Needle Nope.png
Stay at Krustyland Hotel Krustyland Tickets180
24h Krustyland Hotel Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash70
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Secretly Meet with Lisa Cash175
4h Springfield Elementary Clandestine Nerd Pt. 1 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png
Hide From Lisa Cash600
24h Springfield Elementary Whacking Day Pt. 10/11 Nope.png
Search the School for Eggs Eggs45
24h Springfield Elementary Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9 Nope.png

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"I'm writing all your names on the detention list in my mind." "This is a gross misuse of school property." "Fine!" "Good Lord!"
Mmm-hmm. "Oh-ho!"
"Where are the dodgeballs?"
"What the...?"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Grey Haired Skinner[edit | edit source]

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Prechange Icon.png "Mother, I've been thinking about joining a gym. You know, for the social aspect."
Agnes Angry Icon.png "What do you think you are, Seymour? A teenager?"
Agnes Angry Icon.png "Act your age! And, while you're at it, you should look your age, too."
Skinner Sad Icon.png "Yes, Mother..."

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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